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Night Life in K.L (Article for Garuda Air, 1998)

Night life in Kuala Lumpur is quite brisk compared to when I first returned to Malaysia from overseas in 1991. Then there was the Turf Club for yuppies, 11, LA and Voodoo for urban movers and groovers, not to mention the Hilton's Tin Mine and Shangri-La's Club Oz, then haven for the newly termed Sarong Party Girls and Guys. Don't even mention Bangsar (the current hot spot, a sort of Hampstead Heath of London in KL), which was nothing more than something you could find anywhere in Petaling Jaya (think typical Southeast Asian suburban neighbourhood), apart from a newer infrastructure and a better location. The Hard Rock Café was still an idea in some young upstart's mind, and Blue Boy still ruled as the only place for those in the alternative lifestyle spectrum.

KL is an oasis of contradictory characteristics - one minute, all charming kampung (village) hospitality and night hawkers selling anything from, hawker food to imitation goods, the next, sudden flashes of sports cars, clubbing and tinseltown-type smooching - all this during after office hours when KL-ites finally let their hair down. While the past is still present in the evocative British colonial buildings of the Dataran Mederka, it is met everywhere with insistent reminders of the present and future. The cosmopolitan air, shining office towers and bustling streets all project an unbounded spirit of progress.

The centre of the original Chinatown, Petaling Street maintains much of its traditional atmosphere, particularly at night when vendors spread their wares out in the street. While you can buy almost anything here, from gems and incense to toys and tee shirts, the pasar malam or night market is really a matter of just wandering and enjoying its sights, sounds and energy.

DINING

Malaysia's multicultural mix has created an environment in which the variety of food available has made eating something of a national pastime. Many Malaysians like to eat out at hawker stalls, which are found in cities and towns throughout Malaysia and offer possibly the best food on earth. Many stalls are now housed in purpose-built hawker centres, shopping centres and office blocks, but nothing beats dining outdoors, al fresco style. Malay food is generally quite spicy, while Nonya cuisine, Cantonese, Szechuam, Hokkien, Teochew, Hainanese and Hakka dishes can all be found. Indian cuisine encompasses North Indian, South Indian and Indian Muslim fare. The Bombay Palace is probably the best Northern Indian restaurant in town, and reservations are recommended. I love their sheared lamb leg, tandoori, butter chicken and Indian ice cream with silver foil.

One stall I consider out of this world is tucked in a little alley between two ancient shophouses near Central Market (an art deco building and former wet market, now a haven for budding artists and craftsmen). Called Ah Koo Chow Fun (Uncle's Famous Fried Noodles), it is one of KL's best kept secrets. The beef noodle stall behind Jalan Alor, near the Corona Inn, is also a must. Both are dinner / supper eateries only. Another curiosity in Petaling Street is a stall serving a tasty steamed pigeon soup with herbs like yoke choy, tong sam, kei chi and pak kei. And proprietor, Ang Patt Meng, 50, says if your libido should happen to flag, you need look no further than his famous ngow pin (bull's penis) soup, at only M$5.00 a bowl.

Malay and Indian Muslim outdoor food stalls also serve up anything from Tandoori Chicken, Nasi Briyani (rice fried with spices steamed in chicken or mutton stock) and pungent curries to Malay satay (barbecued beef, chicken or mutton pieces on skewers), Mee Goreng (fried noodles) and Nasi Lemak (rice cooked in coconut milk). Tea or coffee at hawker stalls or coffeeshops is often served with lots of sugar, so it is best to specify if you want it without. Tea without sugar is teh kosong, tea without milk is teh-o. Teh tarik (literally "stretched tea"!) is Malaysia's answer to cappuccino. With sugar and milk, it is mixed thoroughly by pouring repeatedly from jug to glass until frothy - such theatrics!

ENTERTAINMENT

Club culture in KL has recently changed palpably in that new venues crop up almost overnight, to the delight of those who like to party. The local pop scene and actors in theatre productions are gathering strength to compete, as more foreign competitions arrive. Hollywood is also in the midst of setting up their Asian base, in Ipoh no less. The most notable is change is Bangsar, midway between KL and Petaling Jaya. There are now many pubs, restaurants and cafes such as The Roof, Wagamama, Alexis Bistro and Finnegan's (a traditional Irish pub). You may also find major fast food outlets ie/ Burger King, McDonals’ , Kenny Rogers’ and KFC. A quick scan of the cars parked in the street says a lot about the clientele - Porsches, Mercedes' and BMWs. Hail Hitler!

Hotels in KL are also making a big splash, as new chains such as JW Marriott, Grand Hyatt, Ritz Carlton, The Mandarin Oriental, Radisson Plaza and New World Hotels compete to woo locals as well as international guests. Many world leaders were very impressed when they stayed at these hotels in Kuala Lumpur, as well as at The Palace of the Golden Horses Hotel (Near The Mines Resort) during the APEC meeting in 1998. Scalini, Citrus Café, Modesto’s, Mango Tree, La Suisse and Fic’s at the K.L Hilton are among my favourite Western restaurants - not forgetting the Hard Rock Café, Starbucks, the many Coffee Bean outlets, and sidewalk cafés at the Phileo Promenade. Many other hotel restaurants serve local, French, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mexican and Thai cuisine.

Discotheques and dance clubs are usually packed from 10pm, especially at the weekend. These include Heaven, Lost City and The Warp. Most hotels have their own discos and The Roxy at the Renaissance and The Musicteque at the Istana are up to international club standards - definitely worth checking out. Less taxing venues include the Tanjung Golden Village cineplexes playing the latest Hollywood blockbuster movies at the One Utama shopping centre, the Sunway Pyramid (next to the Sunway Lagoon Resort Hotel) and at the K.L.C.C (Kuala Lumpur City Centre).

Shopping can also be categorised as an evening pastime as shops are usually open until about 10pm. There are several shopping complexes within the enclave bounded by Jalan Bukit Bintang, Jalan Sultan Ismail, Jalan Ampang and Jalan Tun Razak. The “Suria” at the K.L.C.C (The world’s tallest twin towers, and home to the Dewan Filharmonik Petronas Orchestra) is a must, and Designer clothing, shoes, leather products and accessories are also available in leading hotel shopping arcades.

Finally, a recent rave party held by London’s Ministry of Sound was so successful that another was held at the notorious Pudu Prison, now a tourist spot of sorts! With the help of many of KL's leading professionals in the arts, advertising and the media, it was naturally a runaway success. Rumour has it there will be more parties…and a host of D.Js from around Europe and the U.S. So if you plan to visit KL, keep your eyes peeled as these events attract the crème de la crème. See you there!

Article for UK website (www.rainbownetwork.com) 1999

It was one of those days when time just seemed to elude me wherever I turn. I was suppose to have an interview cum tea with two of K.L's most talked about people who are partly involved in the planning of the K.L Millennium Mardi Gras. There's Joanne Kam Po Po, the quintessential comedienne star whose sharp wit and shrewd business sense continues to outshine many others, maybe even London's infamous Madam Jo Jo. With her many disguises, she is the reigning Queen of Queens within the gay community. Her fondness for luxury and the good life has propelled her to achieve her dreams not only in Kuala Lumpur, but also around Malaysia and Singapore. Her hobbies include cats & dogs, making people laugh and then there's that restaurant (Tamarind) at Phileo Damasara, where one can dine in real style while the Queen of the divas brings you the house specialty.

Orson Liyu is one of those young designers struggling to find his footing. Dubbed as the "Glue Gun Queen" because of his penchant for creating extraordinary costumes that can only be used in fashion shows, Orson has vowed to keep his critics at bay by being blasé about things because time is on his side. He is the proud owner of a bridal boutique and occasionally styles celebrities for magazine covers, as well as being commissioned by Genting Resort and other cruise lines to create exquisite costumes for their shows. A real Jack the lad of all trades, Orson also designs jewelry and ofcourse there's the modelling thing...

Both are such different individuals but yet when they interact, it's as if time itself stood still finally. I was late, ofcourse...a major faux pas as I was to interview a Diva as well as Mr. Gorgeous himself, whom Tom Ripley would most certainly warm up to I'm sure. When I arrived at the Marriot Cafe, Joanne casually waved at me and I had to do a double take. This was Joanne Kam in broad day light and sans make-up. Mon Dieu! She looked almost wholesome and timid, with her hair bundled up into a pony-tail and already busy with food. "Orson will be late, so let's eat...I'm starved!", Joanne growled. I understood the feeling because my schedule is somewhat akin to Joanne's...we were both having our breakfast at 4pm.

Orson arrived soon after, decked up in casuals as if in tandem with Joanne. I was quite touched by their nonchalance at being quite comfortable around me in my designer gear from head to toe. After the greetings, we settled down to a three-way chat that was punctuated with interruptions from well wishers, waiters who kept changing an over-flowing astray and fans ogling discreetly from other tables. When I had all my gadgets out for the interview, I was grilled mercilessly on other personal uses I have for the video camera, and I blushed a deep crimson. It just goes to show that one simply cannot judge books by its' covers.

Excerpts:

Tell me, what are you trying to achieve with this Mardi Gras event?

Joanne: We are trying to make Malaysia more open to international events and not just focusing on Asia but trying to promote Malaysia out to other people as well. For awhile I think when the one O'Clock ruling came about, when there were alot of clamp downs...I think we lost alot of tourists. In a sense...Malaysia wasn't fun anymore. There are two sides to Malaysia that we should promote, one is nature...which Malaysia has alot to offer, the beaches and all that but we must also understand that tourism these days is different from that of ten years ago. Now, alot of people want to come here to party as well. So, by doing this Mardi Gras, it not only showcases Malaysia to be a country that is capable of holding an event that is of international standard but we are also showing our versatility to people. There's also the city, the partying places, the life-styles and the glamour behind Malaysia and that's what we're trying to do.

Orson: I would presume that a Mardi Gras will be really fun, very happening, more warmth between people who are gathering around to celebrate and party. I want the models doing my show to have fun and not just do it for profit. Definitely no sleaze like in Sydney or Bangkok! I'll treat this event as a very good chance to really work it, a dash of fantasy maybe. It's good exposure as well as lots of fun.

What is the definition of style?

Joanne: I believe style is what you're comfortable with, what makes you look good, that you feel you look good. It doesn't have to be expensive style... (Orson snorts while Joanne laughs sheepishly) It has to suit you and you have to be comfortable with it and I think you have to be daring to wear clothes that you want to as well. Alot of big women are afraid to express themselves through clothes because they feel that they have to wear only baggy clothes but if you know how to style yourself properly, you can still dress in very sexy and tight-fitting clothes, maybe not that tight...(grins) tight enough to make an impact and loose enough to be comfortable in them.

Orson: The way I define couture is that everything should be a master piece, and you have to be very very unique and outrageous in a way...when you do a fashion presentation, it's better to present the whole image that you wanted to project. I'm lucky in the sense that I know how to do hair and make-up so I can control the outcome. I'm quite sick of all those buyer shows and casual wear and saleable things that people always do. In Europe there's always the trunk shows or the Couture shows and the buyer shows which is totally original and wild, which is sadly lacking in K.L. Fashion nowadays is all about being hip, and I especially admire people like Tom Ford...someone who's always pushing the envelope and on the cutting edge.

What do people want? What's the trend amongst K.L-ites?

Joanne: I think Malaysians like to party, we have all worked very hard to achieve whatever status that we have come to and I think in general, Malaysian people are very easy going, and they're like us! (Laughs) After a long week of work, I think people just want to go out and have abit of fun, you know?

Orson: The weird thing nowadays is that many young people tend to become gay because it's a trend. You don't have to be loud and announce your sexuality to the whole world just to prove you're "In". Being gay is not just about sequins, diamonds, wigs, lashes and feathers you know, it's something more. Sex education is also very important and it's something you just can't ignore.

Tell me more about the Mardi Gras.

Joanne: Well, there are two teams handling the shows, both production teams have got very different ideas...ah, Michael Tan is very daring, very new. Jeo Sidek is very classy and experienced, and he's also very polished. This Mardi Gras is going to be very big because there will be three sets of shows and each one is different because the choreographers are different so you get three very unique styles. It's not one production team handling three shows. People who actually stay on for the whole night will be amazed at the different varieties because we're going to start off by show-casing the very best of Malaysia, very cultural yet modern. Towards later on, we'll get wilder and the finale set will be wildest of them all because there will be plenty of things happening and the crowds will go nuts. Things are still in the planning stages but I can safely say that with these two teams working together, it's going to be one fantastic show.

So what makes a good Diva, Jo?

Joanne: Discipline! I've learnt that it's vital because I've worked with alot of beautiful people and sometimes I feel that they take things for granted, especially those who have it all...they tend to forget one thing that makes everything perfect, which is discipline. If there's no discipline in your life and in yourself, no matter how beautiful you are or how good you are, it will all fall apart the moment you let yourself forget. I've seen it happen. (Joanne looks at Orson and both double up in fits of giggles)

Orson: Joanne is a very good friend of mine, I've known her since Boom Boom time. We are seeing the same lama teacher. I'm sure the American Rimpouchi is quite upset with me now because I haven't been to see him for a long time!

Last words?

Joanne: With this event, I think more people may come out of the closet! ...no, what I think it'll promote is that it'll make people feel more comfortable with each other - sexuality wise, and breaking up the homophobic fear. I think it's a good blend because there will be many different walks of life at the event. I think once they have fun together, the barrier will slowly melt away and I think that will be one of the most important things to achieve for this event.

Orson: Amen to that. (Winks)

K.L to follow the ranks of Rio de Janeiro, New Orleans, Venice and Sydney with the most exciting Mardi Gras party ever in the South-East Asian region!

(Promotional material for Mardi Gras event - April 2000)

Picture this: a street parade crackling with raw energy, an exclusive live concert by Sheila Majid, strutting divas, stand-up comics, fashion shows and dancers gyrating to an ocean of costume-clad ravers...and all in one gargantuan event! Kuala Lumpur may never be quite the same again after the coming Mardi Gras Millennium party, which will be held on April 29th, 2000. Organised by Prince World KL (Tenniel Lee) and backed by blue-chip sponsors such as YTL, Apple computer, Radio Rediffusion, Warner music, SONY music, EMI and Pepsi, (amongst many others) this event is touted to bring in crowds estimated to be of up to ten thousand people.

The Mardi Gras will kick off with the ‘Bintang’ parade from the Star Hill Centre (Between the Marriot hotel and Tower Records) when six divas will appear in open-topped sports cars waving to the crowds and ushering in the start of the event with great fanfare. A street parade featuring Harley Davidsons and sixty dare-devils all decked up in colourful costumes accompanied by a brass band, Lion Dancers, clowns, stick walkers and fire eaters, will make the procession down Bintang Walk, past Planet Hollywood and into Lot 10. A cultural dance show will ensue, with models of all races in updated national costumes dancing to a millennium-themed soundtrack.

The rooftop of Lot 10 will be the main venue for the event which shall also include a series of fashion shows featuring the collection of Malaysia's top young designers (Orson Liyu, Melinda Looi, Daniel Cho, Jonathan Cheng & Khoon Hooi) and MOSCHINO's spring/summer 2000 collection . Two seperate dance floors featuring a diverse range of musical anthems from twelve D.Js will accommodate the international crowd, and 150 dancers and performers in fabulous costumes will enchant people with many exciting dance sequences, coupled with side-splitting jokes from Joanne Kam Po Po and other equally delightful Divas.

Sheila Majid has also graciously accepted an invitation to perform at the Kuala Lumpur Millennium Mardis Gras. Sheila will perform along with other miming Divas on that night with a new crop and a big smile on her face because she was just recently one of the top winners at the Anugerah Industri Muzik 2000 (Malaysia's Grammys), having swept four awards. Sheila walked away with awards for Song of the Year, Best Musical Arrangement, Best Pop Album and finally for Best Album Cover.

Those daring enough to dress up will get the chance to win up to RM5,000 for the best costume prize, plus many other exciting goodies. Gates are open as early as 4pm, when you can dine al fresco on the rooftop of Lot 10 with a KL view to die for. With the MTV Asia crew taping the event as the backdrop, one can also browse the ten booths selling party souvenirs, gifts and of course, snacks to nibble on.

Mardi Gras Programme

19:45 - Grand opening show featuring top Malaysian divas hurling jokes at the crowd. The evening starts off with a fantastic show featuring lots of glitter and muscled boys.

20:30 - Four talented young Malaysian designers will showcase their latest collection, paraded by forty models.

21:00 - Time to mingle with the international crowd and catch up on gossip with friends. Dance or check out the competition.

22:00 - MOSCHINO spring/summer 2000 collection.

22:30 - Malaysia's jazz queen...the legendary Sheila Majid shall grace us with her divine presence. Baby...You go Girl.

23:00 – The time of reckoning, when the Divas call out the contestants for the best dressed prize. A RM5000 reward sure sounds like a good excuse to dress up!

23:35 - Orson Liyu Couture Fashion Show 2000.

00:00 - The second Grand Diva show extravaganza! Sixty dancers will dazzle and get the vibe going.

00:30 - Time to work that body to the anthems of twelve DJ’s. Three separate floors of Drum n’Bass, Trance and MTV selections.

02:00 - The divas are off for the Grand Finale featuring the many exciting dance sequences choreographed by two exceptionally talented teams.

02:30 - Party till dawn, Baby. Happy clubbing!

Please Note:

* Price of admission - RM50 (Malaysia Ringgit) on the day of the Mardi Gras event.

* Entrance pass available now at reduced price of RM35 for the first 2,000 at Tower Records K.L Plaza, Lot 10, Zang Toi West 57th St. café, Café Sugai Wang Plaza, My Place Café, Acazar Pub & Karaoke, Actor Café and Liquid.

* RM45 after, also inclusive of one drink.

Dinner available at rooftop of Lot10 from:

Sociaté café - 603 244 8288

Zang Toi West 57th St. café - 603 244 15

My Place Restaurant - 603 9200 1428

“Community.Culture” - pre-sale set available.

For enquiries call: 603 381 1420, 012 379 9410,019 376 5410 or

email: princew_kl@hotmail.com (Mr. Tenniel Lee)

All information is correct at time of publishing. Timetable and events are subject to change without prior notice.

Miss Universe a hit with K.L-ites

(Asiaonair.com text - February 2001)

Lara Dutta, the 22 year-old Miss Universe 2000 was in town recently for a promotional tour for the watchmaker Maurice Lacroix and S.A. Marketing Sdn Bhd, as well as doing charity work involving child abuse and neglect cases in Malaysia at the (Shelter Home Two) in OUG Garden. She shined brightly and became a beacon of hope for the disenfranchised and marginalised Indian community of Malaysia when she stole the show by illustrasting her intelligence, wit and savyness to the Malaysian press. Her command of English was excellent, as she is the receiver of the highest score in India in the English section of her National Board Exams. Miss Dutta also holds an economics degree with a minor in communications, and during the press conference that took place at the J.W. Marriot hotel at the end of November 2000, she virtually took over the reins and showed the world who was in charge.

When the floor was opened for a questions and answers session, the reporters froze for a minute - not because they were unprepared but because they were rather surprised by her forthrightness. She has the gait of Vivien Leigh and the husky voice of Katherine Turner. Clad in a Bernard Chandran outfit, Miss Universe exuded confidence when answering questions fired at her. As the press conference started late (Many journalist were stuck in terrible traffic jams because of an early morning downpour) the event lasted for only about half an hour during which Miss Universe was quick to get all her points across, as well as facts about her cause. Her work with the Harvard AIDS Institute and Face to Face, (An International campaigne that focuses on increasing global awareness of women's rights) keeps her fairly busy and she was recently named Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA).

During her four-day visit, Miss Universe attended many retail store visits for Maurice Lacroix at lot 10, KL plaza, Starhill Centre and Suria KLCC. She also graced some 200 guests at a charity gala dinner function with her presence, during which she presented a video-recording of her earlier visit to the shelter home in OUG Garden the previous day. The evening programme also included performances by children from the Federal Academy of Ballet and the Operafest Children's choir. Malaysia's jazz queen Sheila Majid and local acapella group Six2Eight also provided a mini concert, and the evening ended with a fashion show featuring the Maurice Lacroix collection. Later, Miss Universe will also attend the Oscars and the Grammys in 2001, where she'll get the chance to rub shoulders with celebrities whilst enjoying her stay at a New York appartment provided for her during her reign as the current Miss Universe. The Miss Universe pageant is an organization that is run by a Donald Trump and CBS Television Network partnership. (www.missuniverse.com)

To sum up this year's Miss Universe, miss Lara Dutta is the very epitome of a modern woman who is not afraid of challenges, as her press release candidly describes her as liking outdoor sports such as rock climbing and even bungee jumping! Lara also plans to learn sky-diving, which comes as no surprise as her role model is non other than CNN's daredevil war correspondent Christian Amanpour, wife of the ex-US state department spokesman, James Rubin. On a dedicated website to her (LDUTTA.COM), Miss Universe reveals how she was named after the theme song (Lara's theme) from the movie Dr. Zhivago. Turn ons are charm, chivalry, music and candle light, while she is terrified of cockroaches and lizards. Her favorite food is Italian pasta and she dislikes bitter gourd but likes cucumber because it's crisp and cool. Her favorite night activity is,"Finally finding the time to curl up in bed with my book or lying on my terrace and gazing at the stars".

With the title of Miss Universe of the new millennium, Lara Dutta has achieved for India what many others can only dream of doing, and her crusade will take her to all corners of the globe where she can spread her words of wisdom and compassion, spiritually as well as emotionally, much like the late Princess Diana or Audrey Hepburn for UNICEF. We at Asiaonair.com would like to thank you, Ms Dutta, for showing to the world that Asian women are indeed way ahead in this game we call life. Well done.

Those who wish to help and contribute in any way or to find out more about the Shelter Home Two can call 03-7955 0663 or

fax 03-7956 2384.

A-Z of Clubbing (Female Magazine - Aug 2002)

A is for Attitude - From the minute you enter a clubbing event – be it an out-door one or inside a club, it is imperative to have a certain attitude which will gain you respect not only amongst your peers, but also potential admirers to ensure that you get free drinks all night. Do the strut, check the reflection once more and put on your main show, babe!

B is for Bar-tender – Bar-tenders are usually sexy individuals responsible for the welfare of how well your night turns out. Be bold by pushing your way through the crowds at the bar to shout your order. Otherwise, consolidate your orders with friends instead. If all fails, just approach him and hand him your number.

C is for Cash & Credit card – Having ample cash is very necessary for those without a credit card. Money talks, and at a clubbing environment, anything can happen so it’s best to have enough for a quick get-away in the form of a cab if you don’t drive or came with friends.

D is for Door Bitch – Don’t even try to get in free or throw your weight around if you’re not on the guest list. Chances are that you may embarrass yourself big-time. Always be smart by calling in early to book for happening events or become friends with the door-bitch and her peers. Dress to kill and you might redeem yourself and qualify to walk straight through.

E is for Energy - If you happen to be at a place that lacks energy, then chances are that you might end up going home alone… meaning time to haul your rear-end to a more happening venue. The vibe must be there to induce a sense of wonder and excitement – sometimes even danger perhaps! Soak in the atmosphere and allow yourself to transcend to another level of experience.

F is for Flirting - This age-old trait was probably etched into our DNA millions of years ago to ensure the propagation of our species. It is best done when one is scantily-clad and slightly gone or acting like it. Ofcourse if you happen to look like a model, a mere hair-flip and a giggle will do. A word of caution – fighting attention with other territorial SPGs may end up in cat-fights. You have been warned.

G is for Gorgeous people – This class of people are usually annoyingly lacking in K.L, and when you do meet them, they are usually rather self-involved and loud. For the few jems that are around who are genuine people, do approach them, as they are usually quite lonely because everyone assumes they are popular and have tons of friends and as such, out of your league. You may never know!

H is for Hair-style – Your clowning glory is a rather vital part of the anatomy, and when having it large on a night out – it is only proper to ensure that you look a million bucks. Wigs and extensions are cool but if you are loaded, a visit to the hair salon is a must.

I is for Identity card - Always bring a photo-copied I.C with you incase you become victim to snatch thieves. I.Cs are also needed if ever there’s a raid or God forbid, anything happens to you and someone needs to contact one of your family members. Carry your I.C inside your jeans pocket or tuck it securely in your bra.

J is for Jewelry – Costume jewelry and accessories adds allure to your outfit but don’t over-do it. Silver and glittery crystals are best, and for abit of class, maybe a Tiffany bracelet or two. Piercings are also increasingly popular, so are tattoos.

K is kissing - Social etiquette nowadays are abit more complicated than it use to be - with so many foreigners living and working here in K.L. Air kisses on both sides of the face are the most common greetings today and if done properly - will give you a sophisticated aura. The other type of kissing involves some major oral work-out and it always pays to have some mints around.

L is for Loud music - Always be prepared to let your ear-drums be assaulted by incredibly loud music. To avoid having to endure a constant buzzing sound inside your head the next day, try to stay as far away from the speakers as possible. Give your ear-drums a rest and move about or even go out of the club for a breather once in awhile.

M is for Mobile phones – Yes, they do intrude but are a necessary evil at best. Mobiles are now becoming a walking computer, and they connect you to other realities. YOUR other realities. Check out the new Nokia with the camera and be awed.

N is for Naps – Looking perfect isn’t that easy nowadays, with so many things to do and people to meet. A short nap will do wonders for those dark circles under your eyes. Turn off the mobile and forget the emails for awhile.

O is for Open-mindedness - With so many people going to study overseas, chances are that their out-look will be different by the time they return, and this is having a profound effect on Malaysia as a whole. People of alternative lifestyles are a common sight around K.L and most people just party together regardless of anyone's sexual preferences or gender.

P is for Protection – Being safe is always the best bet when having a quickie. The fun is in the exploring. Safe-sex is widely practised and people bond in a more special and caring way.

Q is for Queues - Queueing up for anything is a hassle and makes one seem to be more "Kiasu" than usual. The best way to withstand this tedious means of getting into clubs is to make conversations with other clubbers. There aren't any fast rules about chatting up somebody only after you've been admitted.

R is for Respect – Always keep a respectable distance to people whom you have no intension to take home. Flirting is normal but beware of the consequences! Best to be friends first and then become lovers. If you are already attached - keep your hands to yourself and behave!

S is for Service - Good service is not quantum mechanics but clubs in K.L really do need to pull their socks up. When done right, good hospitality will induce people to enjoy themselves more and eager to spend more money. I say, bring back the tipping culture. Now!

T is for Travel - Sometimes it is important to broaden our horizons. Massive blow-out, eye-opening parties like the ultra hip Ibiza parties or even Sydney's sexy Mardi Gras parades and the ecclectic but stunning Burning Man's festival, are just some of many unconventional clubbing events worldwide that any serious clubber ought to experience atleast once in their life-time. Age limit is just a state of the mind.

U is for unwind - Try to avoid trying too hard to have a good time. Take in the sights, dance a little and just go with the flow. If you are feeling tipsy, best to call it a night and head home for some hot tea, incense and a soak in the tub, while a Cafe del Mar cd plays soothingly in the background.

V is for Versatile – The versatlity of the different races mixing together through music is having a phenomenal effect in Malaysia. We have come of age after over forty years since indepence and it doesn’t look all that bad. What’s that compared to the age of this planet?

W is for World-class - K.L's clubbing culture can be viewed as world-class, as many international acts brough in by the cigarette boys include Roger Sanchez, Armand Van Helden, Derrick May, Sasha, Tricky, Fatboy Slim, Ministry of Sound, Cream and Gatecrasher, just to name afew. Clubbers can rejoice, as more top acts will soon be coming over to our shores. Time to go shopping for more gear.

X is for X-factor - A well put together package of either sex. The "Je ne sais quoi" feeling of the impossible but real. This type of people are usually extremely charasmatic and very easy on the eyes. Some are just born to look good and there's nothing much you can do about it.

Y is for Youth – The youth population are the ones who tend to set trends and responds with ease to the changing tides in Malaysia’s music scene. Everyone’s connected globally – but it’s a given for them. They are also eye-candy for the soul and endear us to take better care of ourselves so that we may join them in transforming the world.

Z is for Zonked out – Being zonked out isn’t very pretty, and some people just can’t drink. What to do? Just take the non-alcoholic and act as if you are gone. You’b be surprised at what you can get away with. Have an adventure and write about the experience. Having good buddies around to cover your ass is also the other order of the day.

Kevin Woon, stylist at Oribe, N.Y.C

(Female magazine, 1998)

Who could have imagined that a Malaysian boy’s dream of one day becoming a hair- stylist for the stars and fashion models will so easily be attained? Or could it be just a matter of luck? When it comes to Kevin, it is obvious that he is genuinely good because he’s such a soft-spoken guy that one just cannot imagine him showing off just to get attention. Kevin is what one would describe as the strong silent type who resembles James Iha from The Smashing Pumpkins. He’s also always wearing a jade pendent in the shape of an elephant tusk (lucky charm, perhaps?), while his wardrobe consists mainly of easy casuals and leather jackets.

With clients in the likes of Winona Ryder, Naomi Campbell, Diana Ross, R.E.M, Juliana Marguilles (E.R), Michelle Williams (Dawson’s Creek) and many others, Kevin is one of Oribe’s top hair-stylists who frequently fly to Paris and Milan to work on fashion shows. “Working on fashion shows is my passion. I love doing it because it’s such a creative process. Everyone from the designer, make-up artist, hair-stylist and models get together to realize a vision. Those intense hours backstage give me alot of pleasure... as for gossips, they (the celebrities) are all special talented people under constant scrutiny of the press.”

Raised and brought up in K.L, Kevin left for America to further his studies in 1987 and never looked back. Months before receiving his examination results at the age of 15, he even attended hair-styling school in K.L while his friends were busy working during the waiting period. “I decided to take up hair-styling because as far as I could remember in my teenage years, I’ve always imagined in my head how to make someone look better if he or she had a certain haircut, and I also remember looking at my sister-in-law’s Vogue magazines where hair-stylist’s names were credited...so from then on I decided that’s what I was going to do.”

His family eventually migrated to the States to lend him support. “Leaving K.L wasn’t my idea. Like every good parents’ dream, they wanted me to have a better education abroad. I was attending college in New York (Baruch College) for three years, and at the same time also working illegally in China town as a shampoo boy, learning the craft as well as supporting myself through college.” After a year in china town, Kevin decided to move on to better salons to observe and learn many more different ways of hair-styling.

That’s when he landed an assisting job at the Oribe salon in the Elizabeth Arden building. At that time Kevin was still attending college full time and also working full time at Oribe. During his second year through college, Oribe asked Kevin if he wanted to go to Paris for the fashion shows. “What can I say? It was like a dream come true... I said yes and quit college right there and then.” He said with a laugh. “It was alot of work preparing for the shows. I often had to work late in order to prepare wigs and equipment for the trips abroad but I didn’t care.” Ever since then, Kevin’s been on every trip to Paris and Milan doing shows for designers like Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, Alberta Feretti, Pierre Balmain, Valentino, Jean Paul Gaultier, Zang Toi and many more.

At Oribe one can easily imagine the types of services that is available for the discerning clients who desires a certain level of standard and professionalism. “It is very important to be thorough - you take your time because these clients pay big money, so you try to pamper them!” Kevin is currently in the midst of designing his own line of hair accessories, and has already created headbands which are selling in New York - called the “Woon Band.” When asked for advise, he graciously gave us some insights into what’s hot and ways of maintaining healthy hair.

Must have products in the bathroom

1) Shampoo, depending on hair-type. eg/ dry hair, permed hair, colored hair...etc.

2) Daily conditioner and deep treatment conditioner for once a week.

Brands to look out - PhytoLogic, Kiehl’s, Leonor Greyl of Paris, J.F. Lazartigue's.

Hints for having good hair days

1) Long hair - pulled back pony-tail always look good and classic. Comfortable for the hot weather back home, also easy for day and night transformation.

2) Shoulder length - Afew long layers around the face. Layers length depend on face shape. Use common sense.

3) Short hair - The haircut is the most important part. Short cuts should have versatility ie/ could look messy and groomed as well. Good examples: Winona Ryder and Meg Ryan.

“Hairstyles for the future is pretty much whatever goes. It really depends on the individual and how they feel at the moment. Hairstyles help people to express themselves, it brings out the beauty of a person and defines personal style. So, for the millennium - ask yourself how you really feel about your style, make sure you have the right wardrobe before you make any drastic changes in hairstyles because hair and fashion go hand in hand. However ways you want to change, should it be color, perm or cut - make sure you’re having lots of fun with it. Happy Y2K!”

Subs for the photo:

This picture was taken by Mei Tao backstage at the hat designer, Philip Tracy’s show. He is based in London and that was his first show in a N.Y collection (It was a hit) and I was fortunate enough to head my team. (My first major show on my own.) The model in the picture is Jade. (Appears alot in magazines like I.D and The Face from London.)

Profile of Michael Tan, dance choreographer

(Artilcle for www.rainbownetwork.com)

It was a typically warm Thursday morning in Kuala Lumpur when the ideal thing to do would be to take a lovely stroll through the many nature parks around town but Michael Tan, the manager and choreographer of "Switch Productions" had other plans. When I arrived at eleven, Michael was already busy sorting out the many costumes and props for the show that was to take place at one-thirty in the afternoon at a hotel ballroom in Old Klang Road, some God forsaken spot near the armpit of creation. I was getting dizzy just by looking at the array of colours and glittering fabrics, Kadazan feathers and costume jewelry all strewn across tables set up along a narrow corridoor behind the ballrom, beside the infernal known as the hotel kitchen. Waiters were busy passing by, many curious about the commotion going on. Free-lance dancers started arriving while another troupe of Ball-Room dancers from France hovered nearby. It almost felt like I was witnessing a cattle call session in New York.

The sexy dancers and afew divas "Gender illusionists" were applying their make-up and gossiping about yet another launch of a "Oh so trendy" night spot in town when I managed to grab Michael's attention. I almost had to drag him away from his mother hen routine with the dancers just so that we may have a brief tete a tete before the shows began. Michael was quite helpful in the sense that he took the time to introduce me to the entire cast and in some cases I had to look away shyly as some of them were still in the midst of undress. One muscle boy even winked at me while he was in his birthday suit while another female dancer and I got along so well that we traded e-mail addresses.

Just by looking at how everyone interacted, one could tell that the team (Including Joanne Kam Po Po) was quite a tight little unit, there wasn't anyone trying to upstage one another and the atmosphere was one of upmost respect and shared visions among kindred souls. Michael tells me that he has been up to his neck in preparing for the Mardi Gras. "I'm very excited because I want people to know that we Malaysians can also achieve and do shows that are of international standards...the dancers are all locally trained, some not even real dancers but they are able to put out this kind of a show. There's alot of hard work that goes into this production so I'm very excited and I can't wait to go out there to show people we mean business. Hopefully there will be alot of tourists and we'll see what they think!"

How did you start out as a choreographer?

Interest I guess. I was never trained as a dancer - it was all just about having fun. I wasn't serious about things untill 1997 when Joanne Kam called me from Malaysia. I was living in Australia (Michael is an Australian citizen) and Joanne said why don't you come back here to do an opening for the opening of a new night club (Warp), so that's how I got started. That was actually for fun, it was only meant to last for three months and now it has been three years and I'm still here!

You met Joanne in Australia?

Yes. Joanne was then attending the Sydney Mardi Gras and later she went over to Melborne to visit some friends. At that time I was giving my flat mate a surprise birthday party and I managed to get all of his friends to do a routine and Joanne loved it. She was quite keen because the production was mainly done by non-professionals. Exactly a year later, she called me up and basically said, "Let's do it." And she gave me two weeks to pack up everything and I had to quit my job too!

Any there any plans to expand further with what you're doing?

Well, I just started my own company about eight months ago...actually about a year now, and it's doing quite well. If I could I will aim to take my dancers overseas. I think we have reached a certain level of confidence. I also think we would very much be appreciated as our shows are quite different and diverse...alot of interesting themes and cultural influences with mainly fusion elements, rather than just the hard-core cultural mumbo jumbo.

Who designs the costumes?

My partner Naz and I, we design the costumes. We make alot of our own accessories, props and stuff. Yeah, we design every single one of our gowns, then send the designs to the tailors. All of our savings from the last whole year went into the costumes but what people build up in five years, we build it up in one year...which isn't bad, but I'm always broke! Many people tend to think that the costumes are cheap but they are extremely expensive to make. Sometimes one costume can cost up to five thousand dollars. Will I ever rent them out for functions? Maybe in five years' time when they're really old and worn out, then I'll probably rent them out. I also do some styling for TV commercials and yes, I do let them use the costumes but I'm always there to control the situation.

Isn't it daunting sometimes, juggling so many things all at once?

I don't have a life. I work 24 hours a day, seven days a week and it can be really tiring. Sometimes you make props and costume until 5am in the morning and then you have to wake up at 7:30 to get ready for rehersals by 9:30...I like going to the gym. When I work out I don't think of anything else, especially work. It's a great place for me to escape and unwind you know, and to just not think about work and whatever. I like to relax by watching movies, going out with friends and having diner and stuff, I love clubbing but I can't do it that much these days!

Where do you see yourself ten years from now?

I would definitely have a studio and ofcourse full-time dancers. I would have contacts all over the world. If I can't achieve all that within five years, then I would quit already because that's my goal. I'll want to have a studio full-time by next year. I am now giving classes at the sweat club on Tuesdays at the New World hotel, and Wednesdays at another branch in the Mid Valley Mega Mall. That is just for fun basically, I can use the gym and facilities. Most of my choreography actually comes from there... as most of my students have been with me for three years already, so they actually pick up as fast as professional dancers...they are my Guinea pigs! Before a particular routine reaches the stage, my students would know all the routines by heart so that when they come to see my shows, they can also take part on the dance floor.

Any advice for budding dancers?

Start young! It's hard work you know...a five minutes routine can take up to a whole week of work. Choreography, artistic direction, costumes and so forth. It looks like it's a glamorous industry but there's so much hard work. For this Mardi Gras routine, I haven't slept for two weeks because of the preparations. When I see something which works on stage, then I'm happy. I'm really doing this for the love of it...ofcourse the money isn't bad either!

KL Night spots (Mens Folio Magazine - April 2003)

The very idea that Malaysia's night life resembles anything as exciting as reported around the globe lately seems preposterous but true. Only a few years ago, there wasn't very much to rave about - as things were still rather a bit too institutionalised and becoming stale. Then it all changed in the late 90s, when a few ex-patriot art lecturers from Parson’s New York (who was then twinning with a popular local art college), joined forces with some hard-core Malaysian ravers/DJs to bring about one of the very first few techno events to the Klang valley.

Suddenly, a profusion of mega events were being held at skyscaper roof-tops, film production studios, exotic island retreats and even at the old colonial Pudu prison. The effect was phenomenal and it culminated in the birth of the KL club culture as we know it today. Standards have taken to new heights since then and one can finally breathe a little easier, despite the ever-present red tape with official types.

The little surburban enclave known as Bangsar was the birth place of the wine-drinking culture, which rocked the boat for many typical pubs, and swiftly dethroned The Hard Rock Café as THE place to spot SPGs. Mat Sallehs, celebrities and wannabes still throng the Telawi area and for awhile, Bangsar was the only venue worthy of a good night out, with its many trendy clubs, bars and restaurants teeming with thousands on weekends.

In Down town KL however, there has also been a revival of sorts around the Golden Triangle (Jalan P.Ramlee/Jalan Sultan Ismail) area. New clubs and re-renovations of old ones have made this once dying part of town something to be reckoned with today – with its energy rivaling that of the Pat Pong area in Bangkok or Lan Kwai Fong in Hong Kong. The close proximity of the Petronas Twin Towers also adds allure to both the locals and tourists alike.

Indeed K.L has so far been seeing a tremendous amount of support from all the big super star DJs worldwide, what with spectacular events featuring the Ministry of Sound, Cream and Gate Grasher from Britain to wildly successful gigs with Derrick May, Sasha, Timo Maas and Roger Shanchez – just to name a few. The local DJs are also making a name for themselves, with our very own talents now being exported to Europe, America and other Asian countries.

The following night spots being listed here are by no means representative of what the average fellow might perceive as being happening, yet after much debate with the glitterati and punters of KL’s most seasoned clubbers, Mens Folio shall now show case some of the latest and hottest venues in Kuala Lumpur according to street cred and hype.

Absolute Chemistry

Concept: This charming little bar is rather low on décor but big on value and variety in its drinks and finger food menu. Tucked away at a quiet corner opposite the famous La Bodega restaurant in Bangsar, Absolute Chemistry is home to nearly all of the Absolut vodka flavours not found anywhere else in town. A bottle of Absolut is yours for free if you can manage to coax eight girls to come along with you on Ladies’ nights, which falls on Wednesdays and Saturdays. The ambience is decidedly cozy without any pretense. For those needing some fresh air to clear up that foggy drunken stupor, an oxygen bar with comfortable sofas at the back would be highly recommended.

People: Well-heeled ex-pats and giggly SPGs are to be found in abundance here. Music played by in-house DJ Mohtak are usually R&B and jazz, with occasional MTV selections which ensures that the dance-floor is packed to maximum capacity.

Owner: Justine Ou / Siswanto

Interior Design: D.I.Y

Address: 3, Jalan Telawi 2, Bangsar Baru, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2282 7242

4.30pm-2am (Sun-Thurs), 4.30pm-3am (Fri & Sat)

Aero

Concept: From the outside, Aero resembles a futuristic movie set from the films “Gattaca” and “Space Odessy 2001” rolled into one, with its giant voyeuristic glass windows being lit up by warm orangy lights emanating from within. Once inside, one cannot help but feel like a model from a page inside Wallpaper. The retro 60s airport loungy look also evoke the feel of the hey days of Pam Am chic with an European touch. Rattan chairs and easy sofas are scattered all about the bar, while the back extends to the restaurant area where a private room over-looking the streets outside is available for not so private functions. Metalic accents and frosted glass panes also add a surreal touch to this other-wordly place.

People: The crowd here is more subdued, mainly because the location is rather isolated from the hussle and bussle of Jalan P.Ramlee and Changkat Bukit Bintang. Aero usually attracts a mixed bag of individuals ranging from the average Joe to loud advertising/media types, who normally gather here to connect and mingle amidst mellow sounds of bossa nova, loungy Ibiza tunes and Tom Jones.

Owner: Adrian Cheong

Interior Design: Sean Carpenter

Address: 2 Jalan Tengah, off Jalan Raja Chulan, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2141 7871 / 2

12pm-12am (Sun-Thurs), 12pm-2am (Fri & Sat, closed Sun)

Alexis Bar Upstairs

Concept: – The décor at the Alexis bar upstairs is decidedly Philip Starck-ish with subdued lighting in hues of purple and blue on frosted glass walls along the entire length of the premise. This bar specialises in Bombay Sapphire Gin martinis, and the Lychee Martini or the Mango Daiquiri are drinks not to be missed. Also a legend in its own right, The Alexis Bistro downstairs is East meets West at its finest with a somewhat over-rated cakes and menu, but makes up for it with their young, cute and efficient waiters.

People: Sophisticated lounging of the stars/models and home to the young and hip who love to host birthday parties here. Also a favorite venue for pre-rave events by the advertising fraternity and the cigarette boys. Marina Mahathir (PM’s daughter) is a permanent fixture here – a place where she can definitely let her hair down amongst powerful friends, while the cool B&O cd player churns out chill-out acid jazz and samba soothingly in the background.

Owner: Angela Leong

Interior Design: Unit One Design Consultancy

Address: 29A Jalan Telawi 3, Bangsar Baru, Bangsar, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2284 2881

6pm-1am (Sun-Thurs), 6pm-2am (Fri & Sat, public holiday eve)

Bliss

Concept: Situated at the former doomed super club “Flux”, Bliss as the new incarnation is now a stylish hotbed of activity within 12 S.I, especially on weekends. The entire 12 S.I structure contains a huge arena of bars (Barfly), disco/lounge (Bliss), restaurant (Gerai) and mega club (Atmosphere) all rolled into one, catering to all types – from the happy hour business crowd to the hard-core raver out for a night of care-free indulgence and vice. Upon entering Bliss, one is reminded of being inside a haunting oriental cathedral within a Hong Kong period movie-set. Metalic-like fabrics covering massive glass windows and giant tear-drop shaped red lanterns adds a sci-fi feel to this place, while the dance floor leads to another VIP area where many a deal has been struck and heads rolled accordingly.

People: Bliss attracts the best of the rest from K.L’s pool of the rich and the beautiful. Although not as big as the cavernous air-hanger sized Atmosphere, the place looks gargantuan when packed to the max. Regulars are the usual media tycoons, creative directors, celebs and veteran clubbers. Da Funkie Junkie, D.J Hum and D.J Mike Harrison offers punters tracks of old school disco to deep and soulful house.

Owner: Leonard Oh

Interior Design: Fudge Foo

Address: 12 Jalan Sultan Ismail, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2145 9198

9pm-3am (Tues-Sun), (Close on Mon)

The Disco

Concept: Kylie and Madonna fans rejoice! This cineplex turned night spot has a ware-housey kind of feel with a minimalist look. Its high ceilings and large dance floor with ample podiums complements the state of the art EQ sound systems. Music clips and foreign ads are beamed directly onto a giant screen over a sushi bar with its steel conveyor belt serving up bottles of imported beers to baby Piper Heidseck bubbly in ice buckets. The white spiral stair case leading up to Mezza 9 (formerly the projector room) upstairs affords fantastic views of the frantic scene below. Infact, The Disco has come to represent the quintessential spirit of KL’s anti-establishment stance and is a definite blow below the belt for the dubious morality squad.

People: From muscle boys to fag hags to confused celebs and the Cheras crowd – they’re all here every weekend hunting for prey. The energy is most palpable as with clubs like these, yet the local men tend to be abit too self-involved and trying too hard to pose and impress, rather than just flirt and grope. Shame really, as this place can easily put Propaganda in Hong Kong to shame. The twice-yearly foam parties are immensely popular, so are the beach parties and the other man-hunt events scheduled throughout the year.

Owner: Jay Subramaniam and Raymond Ng

Design Strategist: Jason Toh

Address: 1st Floor, 3.04, Central Market Annexe, Jalan Hang Kasturi, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2026 5039

10pm-3am (Wed, Fri & Sat)

Frangipani Bar

Concept: This Chi-Chi bar, which is part of the posh Frangipani restaurant on the ground floor has everything going for it in terms of energy and looks. The gorgeous Art-Deco structure formerly housed a run-down clinic for many years and like a phoenix rising out of the ashes, Frangipani has now come to represent the aspirations of KL’s elite & snooty class. The décor is very Manhatten supper club, what with intricately decorated steel sheets adorning the walls and the bar area, also giving it an ocean-liner from the 1930s look. The huge clear glass window pane beside the bar over-looks the impressive colonial central court yard with a dipping pool by the restaurant below. Designer sofas are also scattered all over the place to add an air of relaxed sophistication to this delightful joint. Definitely worth a visit.

People: This place has been the venue for countless fashion label and media launches, art festivals and celebrity birthdays. The odd scatterings of ordinary mortals who dare to brave this intimidating lair of the air-kissers/yuppies should be well advised to dress up when dropping by - if you want to avoid raised eyebrows. D.J Mickey MacLaine plays easy-on-the-ears lounge music and the occasional trance. Also not to be missed are their RM10 per shooters promotion on Friday nights.

Owner: Chris Bauer/Shun Clayton

Interior Design: Zaini Zainul/ ZDR

Address: 25 Changkat Bukit Bintang, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2144 3001

5pm-12am (Tues), 5pm – 1am (Wed, Thurs & Sun), 5pm-2am (Fri & Sat)

Nouvo

Concept: The timing of Nouvo’s opening strangely coincided with the demise of the ever popular ‘Movement’ due to a fire in early 2002. Now, most of the crowd from there has shifted to Nouvo, albeit grudgingly. This has however spurred the growth of other clubs around Jalan P.Ramlee, and has revived the entire area into what is now known as the “Party Strip”. Although Nouvo’s colourful interiors are nothing much to shout about, the young crowd which descend into Nouvo by the thousands weekly is testament to its successful marketing strategy of bringing in big-named DJs and hosting raunchy theme nights called Nouvo Mansion(based on Hugh Hefner’s infamous swinger parties) and other equally delightful themed nights.

People: Gyrating and writhling college youths dancing to energetic and pumping dance music, spanning progressive house and trance, to electroklash, techno and breaks from local jocks like Jungle Jerry, Gabriel and Ben Katana to international legends such as Judge Jules and lil’ Louie Vega. The crowds are mixed, so don’t be surprised to encounter the usual Ah-Bengs as well.

Owner: Karen Seah

Interior Design: Prima Principia

Address: 5 Jalan P. Ramlee, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2163 6688

9pm-2am (Thurs), 9pm-3am (Fri & Sat)

Soho Grappa

Concept: Although not new like the other night spots mentioned before, Soho Grappa remains one of the hippiest restaurant and drinking places in town, due to its incredibly chic interior which resembles its name sake in every aspect. With a few well-placed large paintings in the dining area, and muslin drapes separating the bar and dining area, this place is elegant yet laid-back. The bare raw concrete ceiling and red lighting exudes an urban feel in this surprisingly avant guarde place with a vibrant buzz.

People: Channel [V] VJ Paula Malai Ali and Ferhad are regulars, so are other local celebs who prefer a more quiet environment to wine and dine. Models, artist, capitalists all hang out together to trade gossip and the latest industrial trends. C’est la vie!

Owner: Olympia Leisure Sdn Bhd

Interior Design: Allan Powell Pty Ltd (Aus)

Address: 1st Floor, Wisma Peladang, Jalan Bukit Bintang, Kuala Lumpur

Connect: 03-2145 0080

12pm-3pm (lunch), 6pm-1am (Mon-Sun)

Welcome to the Jungle! (Female magazine DJ profile, 2002)

For a man who is dubbed "Maestro of Mix", D.J Jungle Jerry (Jerry Francis) comes across as a surprisingly down to Earth bro with a faithful mission - to transform the club culture in Malaysia into something for us all to be proud about in the internatonal arena.

Having grown up listening to and being influenced by 70s bands like The Cartridges, ABBA and The Bee Gees, Jerry actually picked up a little guitar during his church days but eventually found his true calling in DJ-ing. His many stints around town and abroad has so far afforded him a chance to be a type of musical ambassador for our country. Jerry has played with the likes of other great international DJs such as Paul Oakenfold, Robbie Nelson & Tom Wainright (Gatecrasher, 1999), and Derrick May.

Jerry is also the owner of the record store/label, Backspin Records, which provides a full range of accessories and material-support to the entertainment industry. The record store situated in Sungei Wang Plaza specialises in imported Vinyls and CDs, as well as a professional range of DJ tools and gears. Jerry has also incorporated a DJ school within the store and urges for more females to take it up, as being a DJ nowadays is quite a lucrative trade. Lessons are conducted within a 3-month duration with one lesson per week. Costs are RM700 per month and RM600 for students with ID.

With the recent release of his new CD named "Presence" featuring a collection of eleven tracks by eight popular local DJs, Jungle Jerry looks set to become a major force to be reckoned with come 2003. I recently caught up with this busy and passionate man and we conducted the entire interview via telephone and email.

Who are your major influences?

1) There are loads from back then till now locally and internationally.. I would say from GRAND MASTER FLASH, SOUL II SOUL, RUN DMC, TECHNOTRNIC to Sheila Majid and Zainal Abidin who made a difference...

2) Is it tough being Jungle Jerry? Do you have time for leisure?

Ah Huh... Not much time for friends and everything revolves around work.. sob sob.. even partying (sigh) Leisure? .. A lil'.. sometimes.. When i get to play some snooker with my close buds and chill, not talking about music for a change..;)

3) What's your best gig so far?

Berlin 2001/02 New Years Eve spinin' on a boat on a frozen lake and as the countdown happened fireworks lit up the skies and it started to SNOW!!! Ahhh what a feeling!

4) Fave tracks and awards that you are especially proud of?

Tainted Love - Soft Cell, Bass Bumpers- Musics Gonna, Chico- La- 6400 Crew, Music is the Answer- Danny Tenaglia Never leaves my Box.. and as for awards most probably being the 2nd runner up for the TECHNICS Malaysian DMC Competition in 1996 and 1998.

5) What does K.L's club culture mean to you?

A haa.. It means the world to me.. It always has been a struggle trying to educate the crowd on the perception of the club culture.. and everyone in the scene is doing their fair bit to maintain the balance.

6) What can we look forward to in 2003?

More and more and more dance Producers.. More and more locally produced dance tracks. A dance divison for the AIM awards perhaps...hmmm. More d.js export than Import.. ;)

6) What's "Presence" about and how long did it take to produce?

Well, "Presence" is a Compilation which is focused on what KL's dance scene is about... which is a bit of everything where all the DJs/Producers had their foot into the tracks and was waiting for the right time, and Presence was born. And as for the timeframe... It took us a month and a half to get it locked down and released by Shermix, Backspin Records and with the help of the sponsors and the label.

7) Any exciting future projects we can look forward to?

Presence KL02 and FEi FEi, which is a collaboration with RABBIT on an album and a mind blowin' live show.

8) Which is the best club in town at the moment, in terms of sound systems and vibes?

Well Nouvo, Echo and Bliss will be my best bet.

9) Which other local DJs do you admire and how's the rivalry?

Well I'm proud to say that almost all the good local DJ's have built their own signature on their respective style. Big up to Gabriel C, Groovedoctor, Love, Jose, Desire, Nicky C, Ben Katana, Terence C, Callen, Hum and sorry if I missed out on anyone..

10) Tell us your most bizaar experience at any given event or situation.

Well there was the day when I was playing in FIRE Disco in1996 when it was a packed house and I lifted up the wrong stylus and it was complete silence .. Whew... that was embarrasing .. every DJ's nightmare!

11) Has there ever been a life-changing moment so far?

Yup once, my closest encounter with death.. That's when I realised that you need something drastic to happen in your life so that you stop to appreciate everything and everyone around you.

12) Do you ever tailor your sets in advance according to the venue you're going to play at or is it all by intuition and play it by ear?

Well I like my sets to be unpredictable so I go with the flow and play with feeling towards the venue and the crowd of course..

Joanne Kam Poh Poh - Beyond the myth

(Article for www.rainbownetwork.com, 2001)

Ever wondered what it feels like to be an iconoclast in the eyes of the gay community of K.L? Not an easy job - as one constantly has to be in a specific frame of mind to refute and fire back superlatives and not get accosted after all the verbal gymnastics. Having a quick wit and the style-sense of Madonna is the key to survival in this rainbow-tinted world, and you had better get used to it, "Sweety!". It is a surreal community largely dominated by a powerful group that wields creative control around the Klang valley, and Joanne Kam Poh Poh is right at the ground zero where everything and anything is possible. Joanne Kam is the very essence of the forbidden and she's not afraid to show it.

Before Joanne became somewhat of a phenomenon on the night scene of Kuala Lumpur during the early 90s, there wasn't much for K.L-ites to do on weekends except to moan into their coffees at Chinoz café in Bangsar or to dance to music being played by bored deejays at Voodoo or other hotel discos. Alexis bistro was still an idea in some young upstart's journal then, and K.L's horse - racing course was just being dug up for the construction of the K.L.C.C. The only really trendy place for the party goers to unwind was probably at The Boom Boom Room, which used to be situated infront of St. John's catholic cathedral beside Jalan Raja Chulan, and it used to be the major hotbed of K.L's hedonistic jet-set.

Looking back, it had the feel of Studio 54 in terms of its crowds which constituted the many talents who embodied Malaysia's creative and energetic pathos. The element which fueled this essential movement came in the form of Joanne Kam and her team of dancers, drag queens and admirers, who descended upon us all and made all the clubbers to become united like one big familly - and it was swell, even if it lasted only for a brief bitter-sweet moment. Then Anwar was arrested in 98' and people retreated back into their own shells. Boom Boom closed down but its' legacy lived on in the shape of The Back Room and Liquid. Then the rave and underground movement arrived and the cabaret shows was finally forced to take the back seat.

Rewind back to Halloween night at The Boom Boom Room back in 1993. Versace was at his peak and Madonna was just preparing to release "Bedtime Stories". I had painted my face silver, wore a black crew-neck top with black tights, a pair of chunky Doc Martens, and a black ski cap which hid my grungy locks. An inflatable Michiko Koshino plastic jacket in black completed my Halloween costume, and it made me look really weird - like a cross between a robotic clown and a futuristic double agent. And ofcourse I was pulled onto the stage as one of the winners, having been pushed forward by Sonny San and gang. Joanne made the crowd roar with laughter when she commented that my inflated arms was nearly as big as her own!

That was my first encounter with the Queen of the night. I didn't win for best costume but I did gain something even better. Over the years, our path crossed often and we became social peers and later on as close friends. I often glimpse a side to Joanne that is quite unlike how the public perceive her to be. Sure she's fun-loving and all, having attended Sydney's Mardi Gras on numerous occasions - yet there is also another tender side to Joanne that is rather endearing. She is at once kind and generous to a fault, and bigger than life too, as many of her peers can attest to.

She has also opened doors for dozens of talented people whom she's worked with in a short span of time. And her presence always seems to permeate through the very air during a show - bringing energy to the audience at all levels, as if a live switch has been thrown on. Animals love her for some reason and she's a sucker for strays, but don't take her for Snow White just yet, as Joanne also has an underlying shrewd side up her sleeves, coupled with a sharp business saviness. She's fair and considerate as a friend but can be bossy at times. After all, she is THE Diva!

Her charisma is legendary as she can effortlessly get people to open up and laugh at themselves, even when on stage and infront of a merciless crowd. Her supporting dancers are crazy about her and she is very close to Michael Tan (Switch productions), one of her most favorite choreographer and friend. When she's on her rounds selecting victims to take part in kinky games that can be embarrasing at times, the audience always cheered her on for her bravery and laughed out loud and hard at many of her side-splitting jokes. When Joanne feels that if the crowd was too "straight", she'll change gears and ask the cabaret dancers to take a break while she tackles this difficult group hands-on. The audience usually succumbs to her charms immediately.

Joanne is both breath-taking and arresting in her stage persona, as well as being disarmingly sweet and shy at times when at ease with friends. Her forays into doing private and corporate shows around the country means she's now being accepted into mainstream society and K.L is finally seeing a surge of similar productions with spectacular results. Many other new and similar clone companies bring much competition, but Joanne is non too worried - as she has her army of fans to support her and besides, she's the genuine article and that's that! The following is an eye-opening interview with Joanne that took place recently at a hotel room in town. Join me now in picking the brains of one of Malaysia's foremost expert on bathroom jokes and let's discover how she really ticks.

Q&A

>1) Do you see yourself as a role model for other large women?

Yes defintely.....I believe that big women should not be shun upon and

deserves to have as much fun as the skinny girl next to her. My philosophy

is if you have the weight ...then carry it well, baby! coz it's twice as

fun for us Big gals.

>2) What ticks you off? Bad quality food or the service and ambience?

Favorite food?

Service staffs that tells you that if U lost a bit of weight you'll be

beautiful so i guess it'll be the service.

Favourite food.....where should I start - nyonya food definately and also

becoz I'm half baba nyona.

>3) How do you react to strangers approaching you on the street - any

weird encounters?

After being expose to the public at the clubs ...people tend to think that

I am my stage character 24 hours a day...so weird men will come up to me

and talk dirty and think i'll get excited...boy are they wrong. The other

type is the one that corners me in the restaurant and tell me every single

joke that they know......forgetting that half of it I already know...duh!

But in a nutshell...I'm cool with people recognisin me.

>4) If you were offered to be the Malaysian Oprah, would you do it? And

why?

Yes if given the chance I will gladly do it...becoz i like to see how

people really are and what the're opinions on the subject on hand plus I

am a very good people person so it'll be an interesting learning ground

for me

>>5) What do you do to unwind?

Oh definately ion my bed with a cool drink in one hand the aircon

blasting...my dogs beside me and the vcd with my fav movie on....I can be

quite the bed potato.

Another wauy I do like to unwind is also clubbing but this would

usually need a body massage the next day..:)

>6) Favorite holiday destination, describe your dream holidays - the more

wacky the better!

I would love to go to Russia and see the famous architecture and the

underground scene but if gets too col then it's off to Italy...they like

them BIG there so I know I'll be a hit and Germany becoz a friend told me

that the women there look like men so I'll be absolutely gorgeous.

>>7) If oneday Hollywood wants to make a movie about you - who would you

choose to play the part?

Me myself and I but if I really have to choose.....Bette Midler herself.

Or if you can play any role in a 100 million-dollar movie - who will you

be and why?

> Star wars - Queen Amidala - imagine the amount of asteroids butts I

can kick with my knind of weight and don't I deserve to be a QUEEN!

>8) Tell us how you started from being a kindergarten school teacher to

becoming the Queen of the night? Who did you look up to for inspiration?

Kindergarten teaching was quite fun but I knew I was meant for something

bigger.

I caught a segment of the Singapore electric Youth competition and saw

Norleena salim in the finals and I thought to myself...if that big gal on

Tv can do it I can too. We meet later as colleague in Har Paw Villa S'pore

and are stll friends till today.

>9) Tell us your vision of Malaysia in 2020? Do you support

>technology based on genetics and other issues important to you.

My vision for Malaysia is to open the minds of our youths to not be

sheltered and the confidance to explore new ideas and concept.

As for the latter.....eeeuuukk :( but if it saves life..who's bitching.

>10) Explain the art of cabaret make-up and costumes. Do name drop!

I 've had make up artist but the best is still...ORSON LI YU.... avery

busy individual.

The art of it is .......always "tambah"

>11) Worse disaster during a show - having your dress ripped etc. / Best

performance ever.

Worst desaster....my zipper on my dress came down......and best

performance I would have to say during Sydney 2000 last year for one of

Price world's Party....orson did the makeup.

>12) You've been to India for the pilgrimage. Tell us about that

experience and also about your rinpoche teacher and his many advice.

india was an eye opener ...goin there taught me to appreciate the simple

things that we take for granted and my guru is the best. His name is Tsem

Rinpoche and and he is as hilarious as me and not your typical Buddist

monk ...he's very groovy and loves Madonna.

>13) What would you be doing if you're not an entertainer?

I think i'll end up as a reporter following my father's footsteps.

>14) Please give advice for those who seek the limelight in Malaysia. Is

it really worth it?

Lime light in Malaysia...it's a lot of hard work but once you've made it

...it's worth everything!

>15) Tell us your daily schedule if possible. Can we follow you with a

camera for one whole day?

> HHHHHHHHHMMMMM perhaps.heheheh

>16) Do you see Malaysian people becoming more individualised or are

>they still stuck with the herd mentality? Define Malaysia's identity.

i SEE A LOT OF young Malaysians branching out to do their own things

....their own ideas and I say it's about time.

On the whole Malaysians are very friendly and genuine so PLEEEASSE

PLEEASE stay that way.

>17) What's really important in life?

To be comfortable with U bein U and not bein fake.

>18) Tell us a joke you just recently made up!

MEN ARE LIKE TILES....ONCE YOU LAY THEM RIGHT THE FIRST TIME U CAN WALK

ALL OVER THEM FOR LIFE.

D.J Jurgen deliver the goods and spins his way to a "Higher" plateau. (Writing accompanying production of documentary for www.asiaonair.com, 2001)

DJ Jurgen (Rijkers) was in town recently to spin some vinyl at Movement club in Jalan Bukit Bintang. The Dutchman is well known for a number of hits which he produced, namely "Better Off Alone" and "Higher & Higher", which have both been top 10 hits world-wide. He is currently one of the Netherland's top DJ/producers, and he has spinned alongside fellow countrymen DJs like Ferry Corsten and DJ Jean. He's also a favorite with Britain's Ministry of Sound, what with his own brand of strong grooving techno-trance playing across clubs in Europe and beyond.

With his friendly bear-like presence, D.J Jurgen comes across as a maestro who knows exactly which buttons to push in order to get the Malaysian party crowd going. His intuitive handling of the P.R side of things is testament to his earlier experience as a radio DJ for Holland's radio "Stad Den Haag" and later on, with radio Veronica - one of Holland's biggest national radio stations during the 80s. Asiaonair now takes you on an intimate look at the man behind the legend. Learn about his history and who knows? Maybe oneday you too can become a world-famous D.J spinning music around the globe.

Some of the top international DJs that has appeared in Movement within the past year alone include: Jeremy Healy, Nicky Holloway, Frankie Knuckles, Paul Van Dyk, Timo Maas, Carl Cox, Josh Wink, Deep Dish, the Gatecrasher Global Sound System featuring Guy Ornadel and Ashley Caselle, Dave Seaman, Richie Hawtin, Ben Sims, Jimmy Van M, John Digweed, Tyrant, Jeff Mills, Rhythm Masters, Sasha, Judge Jules, Anthony Pappa, John Aquaviva, and Armand Van Helden. All these acts were brought in by KENT and Tempo, while DJ Jurgen was brought in by ibtz, a motly crew of young brave individuals who is hoping to make their own mark in the world of clubbing. Bravo to them for a job well done!

ED-IN SCHEME (Copywriting job, 2002)

Dear parent,

How important is your child's education to you? We all want the best for our offsprings. And needless to say, the best education for them. But no matter how well you plan, some things are just beyond our control. And should an unfortunate incident befall you or your spouse, will you be able to cope? And will your children have the necessary means to continue their studies in higher education?

It is hard enough when one is dealing with the loss of a parent but imagine the horror of life's uncertainties when your child is suddenly faced with financial woes. Especially when that's the last thing on their mind, but to do well in their studies. Think about their dreams and future goals being cut short - just like that. Imagine what they might become without proper guidance.

That's why we at TIB have come up with the Ed-In scheme that can give you that peace of mind when dealing with your children's educational welfare. In the event that you can no longer support your children because of a mishap resulting in disablement or even death, Ed-In will pay out a lump sum compensation of up to RM300,000 that can assist your children to continue their studies without any furthur disruption.

With this scheme, there are no geographical boundaries on the location of the higher learning institution, so long as the cover is registered with a local college or higher learning institution which subscribes to this scheme. It is also a one off affordable premium that does not require a long-term commitment, and is included in tax relief for insurance and EPF contribution.

Listen to your parental instincts and sign up on the attached brochure and registration form, or come and have a chat with us today. Ensure that your kids will also have that peace of mind and the security in knowing that you have their best interests at heart.

MY RESIDENCE

An oriental oasis beyond luxury, with a serene and zen-like atmosphere set amidst Penang's affluent class on Gurney Drive. Experience the star treatment at a new address that will surely dwarf other similar projects in terms of finer details and unsurpassed ambience. This ocean-front property directly overlooks the magnificent and breath-taking view of the straits, Penang hill and the old quarter, and the island's old rustic charm brings to mind of Penang as being Malaysia's very own New Orleans.

Host a party amidst an exotic tropical paradiso full of rich fronds and beautiful people. Open a crisp bottle of Cristal and watch the sunset while someone gives you the rubdown by the private residential-only rooftop pool. The collection of decorative artifacts and designer rugs blends nicely into an enviroment of soothing contemplation. The open-space concept strangely and wonderfully combines the spiritual with the opulent: a kind of nouveau romanticism masterpiece in the likes of Frank Lloyd Wright fused with Bauhaus.

Press a discreetly placed button and your curtains are lowered, the lights are dimmed and your television, music, or video are switched on. The latest modern technology is included as standard: separate ISP phone and fax lines, wide screen TVs with satellite and stereo music systems. One touch on the keyboard of a laptop gives you all of the effects of a Bond movie as you send directions to your butler on what you feel like having for lunch, or send for a helicopter to pick up a friend from the private airport.

The ease of navigating around the island is provided by an impressive array of foreign sports cars, SUVs or limousines. For the more adventurous, yaghting clubs are nearby where the QE 2 also docks. Gurney Plaza is just afew blocks up and Cubar is just around the corner. Penang is also a food-lover's heaven that's full of exotic flavours, sights and sounds as the island comprises the many various ethnic mixes which makes it truely the Pearl of the Orient.

Architecture and Interior Design

Each unit has a build-up area of 6000 sq ft with a 1.5 floors plan, the design a tribute to Le Corbusier's unite' de habitation in Europe during the early 20th century. This daring and complex concept is being helmed by the architectural firm ---- , while the interior design team consists of experts from award-winning firm, Unit One. This union of the various visionaries who have come together to realise a goal that has been dreampt up by the Choo Holdings group, is a reflection of the company's steely nerves and resolve to always tackle innovative frontiers and higher goals. The Choo Holdings Group have invested its budget where it would have the most impact, including commissioned art; furnishings, fixtures and fabrics with high impact and accents packed with design punch.

Bathrooms are lined with Aegean cobalt glass and mosaic tiles, and equipped with Italian-marble counters and self-flushing toilets. The "stained glass" effect of the bathroom window treatment suggests Mondrian-like blocks of blue or red that punctuate the full-length window treatment above the bathtub, bringing about a jolt of color to the otherwise Zen-like calm of these functional spaces. Though they seem like static window hangings at first, any air movement reveals they are actually a series of panels. The look of the room changes as the panels ripple, bringing the space alive with the shifting effects of the color. The kitchens are modern and practical, with faucets that are an almost organic curve of stainless steel. There's also a state-of-the-art oven, hob, microwave, fridge/freezer, dishwasher, washing machine and minimalist cabinets filled with Bosch appliances.

The living spaces are decorated with fruit trees and Papyrus plants to add a desert mood. The public areas are filled with a "One World" concept consisting of an ecclectic collection of many cultures in motion, such as Afghanistan rugs and carved wooden doors and frames, Indonesian ancestral effigies, a 1920's worn leather deck chair, an American Aesthetic Movement 1870's blue couch, French Art Deco chairs, Venetian sconces, Belgian lamps, a 10th century Hindu figurine from Java, French Regency mirrors and Italian gilded chairs from the year 1725.

Residence Features

• Direct and private elevator to individual residences to ensure total privacy and security. The entrance is always manned by vigilant security guards who are on constant alert for the safty of its' tenents.

• An 'edgeless-view' dipping pool atop a private balcony over-looking Penang's stunning views for each unit.

• An 'edgeless' twenty-five metre swimming & lap pool on the 19th floor where one can host a cocktail reception or a cosy dinner for close friends.

• A well equipped gym next to a heated spa and steam room is on the third floor.

• A cosy wine celler cum cigar and pool bar over-looking the ocean is on level two, with a commanding view of Gurney Drive and its' surrounding vicinity. There's also a children's wading pool outside, a heated jacuzzi, a double volume terrace for sun-lovers and a BBQ pit fringing the pool.

• A private sun-deck and plunge pool on the roof-top level, strictly for sun-lovers. The view from up above, ofcourse, is priceless.

Services and Amenities

• High ceilinged and loft-like, the rooms are fitted with all the usual amenities accorded to luxury hotels like Hong Kong's Penisula hotel, Shanghai's Grand Hyatt or K.L's Mandarin Oriental. We spare no expenses when it comes to grandeur.

• A full concierge will take care of your every whims and fancies, so long as it is within legal means. Wine fridges are stocked with premium wines, while a team of dedicated world-class chefs will cook up a storm upon request.

• Valet parking is the standard, while a fleet of reputable sports cars, SUVs and limos are available for rental to all residences, for a flat fee. Ample parking bays flank the main structure, which is surrounded with luxuriant foilage and shady trees.

• Satellite T.V, high speed internet access, cordless phones and other cutting-edge 'intelligent' technology home control units ensure the best in A/V entertainment and business-centre type services throughout the entire building.

• Efficient butler and chambermaid services take on the job of pampering the residences. Laundering services are available at a monthly flat rate, and the butler service is ideal for arranging your busy calendar.

Product review (Hardware, FHM 2004)

Nokia 3200

The quirky 3200 looks like it’s targeted at tweens or young adults but is actually rather feature packed. This tri-band model allows users to design their own funky custom covers, has an integrated camera, a voice recorder, a stereo FM radio which can double as your wake-up alarm, a built-in Internet browser and even has a flash light at the base of the phone! Totally brilliant!

Nokia 6600

This is the i-mac of the mobile phone in terms of aesthetics and incredible features. The number of downloadable applications are beyond belief and the phone's imaging features are just outstanding. Great for showing off and looks just like something out of Star Trek.

Samsung V200

Another sexy clamshell offering from Samsung, this time with a large screen packed with 65,000 colours and capable of 40 polyphonic and customisable ringtones to boot. The camera can rotate a full 180° and uses a digital zoom, while storage capability is possible for around 100 pictures.

Siemens SX1

The truly stunning SX-1 can be used as PDA, MP3 Player, FM tuner, game machine, digital camera, video recorder and player! It also has 24MB integrated memory with a slot for additional memory. All of this with MMS, built-in handsfree speaker, infrared, GPRS, XHTML broswer and a USB port for connection with a PC makes this a must-have gadget.

Motorola V690

A truly innovative American phenomenon, the V690 is currently the world’s smallest mobile video phone capable of taking up to 15 seconds of video clips, that also features an integrated VGA camera with flash. Its sleek and unconventional design will definitely make a superb gift when wooing that promising and lucky lady.

Motorola A760

PDA phones are common nowadays, but this light-weight and well designed classic is also the first to run the Linux OS, and offers video recording of up to 5 minutes. The nifty voice command lets you order the phone about, and can even recite your sms messages with its speech synthesizer. Other applications include handwriting recognition in English or Chinese with a text converter, plus an MP3 player.

Sony Ericsson P900

Tooted as the king of PDA phones by far, this wonder has nearly everything that a small lap-top has and more. Contacts in the phone book may include an image or a ringtone dedicated to an individual, while the memory stick duo card slot can take up to 128MB to store your still pictures, video recordings and MP3 music. Loud ringtones and a good set of melodies allows the user to hear the ringing even in noisy pubs.

[dj desire] (FHM article, 2005)

As a relatively newcomer to the local music scene, Desire has impacted the industry with her skill and style at filtered Progressive Tech-House and Techno. Considered a rising star on the local scene, Jamie Yan @ Desire, is one lady to be reckoned with not only on the local scene but also on international grounds. Landed her first major residency @ The Backroom Kuala Lumpur, has tremendously exposed her to the massive experience only high profile DJs would get. Upon a stint of 2 years, she got a residency at the newly constructed Twelve SI. Shuffling Flux and Rush Room, she plays to a different crowd. Making her a favorite even among DJs.

Past events include appearances at The World of Drum ‘n Bass Mint’ , Mardi Gras 1999 ( Prince World ) , playing alongside DJ Cosmo at The Backroom KL. Launch of Charlie’s Angel Party at Echo.

Represented Malaysia in ‘The Eastern Elements Tour’, which saw representatives from Singapore, Hong Kong, Malaysia and Shanghai as well as a guest DJ from Rice Records at Orange in Penang, Malaysia. Her intensely female presentation has helped Desire established into an intuitive DJ with an eloquent unlike any other Malaysia DJs.

Most recent events includes RuffEdge @ OHM, Flirt – the Nation’s leading Ladies’ Nite @ The Backroom KL, opening for Gatecrasher Global Sound System 2001, alongside DJs John Kelly and Cass at Flux TwelveSI.

Channel ‘v’ Club Dance Tour with Anteloop. Also opened for Darude @ Flux TwelveSI in October 2001. Also played in Hard Rock Café Jakarta Indonesia for the XXX PARANOIA ( The Song ERICSSON launch ) in November 2001. The infusion of female femininity and a strong individuality combine to give Desire the creative “kick” that pushes her beyond known boundaries into a realm that is stylized by innovations and a thorough appreciation for what she does best.

Past Events– 1999 till 2000

Residency at THE BACKROOM* KL

Weekend Jam Sessions at Vivid Dance Club, KL

The World of Drum & Bass ‘ MINT’ at THE BACKROOM* KL

Mardi Gras ’99 ( Prince World ) at THE BACKROOM* KL

DJ COSMO at THE BACKROOM* KL

“ Charlie’s Angles” Launch Party at ECHO, Bangsar

‘TURN’ the Millennium Party at THE BACKROOM* KL

Christmas Eve with Princess Julia at THE BACKROOM* KL

‘Nightmare’ Halloween Special at THE BACKROOM* KL

ONE every Wednesday at TONIC, Bangsar

PHUSE-Techno & Trance every Thursday at THE BACKROOM* KL

RECOVERY-Sunday Afternoons at THE BACKROOM* KL

The Midnight Moods on Sundays at THE BACKROOM* KL

KENT 9,6,1 Launch in Bintang Walk, KL & ECHO, Bangsar

Guest DJ for Rice Records at ORANGE in Penang.

Past Events – 2000 / 2001

Special Appearance & Interview by Local Radio Station- WOW FM Dance.

Fortnightly Guest DJ spots at SCANDALS, Phileo Damansara

Back 2 Back sessions with Nicky C and Special K every month at OHM, Bangsar.

‘RUFFEDGE’ – Thursday at OHM Private, Bangsar

FLIRT – The Nations Leading Night at THE BACKROOM* KL

Past Events – 2001 till 2002

Opened for Darude @ Flux TwelveSI in October 2001

Opening for GATECRASHER Global Sound System 2001 in Fluxtz, TwelveSI (Cass & John Kelly)

Played in Hard Rock Café Jakarta, Indonesia for the XXX PARANOIA (The Song ERICSSON Launch ) in November 2001.

Strumps Club, an all female DJS Lineup January 2002.

Played in Emporium for LOVE (Valentines Day 2002).

Techon Headz in Carbon March 2002.

Played live on Red 104.9 for MASSIVE February 2002.

Opened for Miss Chif & Anne Savage at the KENT Switch Outdoor Party 2002.

Nuphorik Sdn Bhd

18-3, Jalan 30/70a, Desa Sri Hartamas,

50480, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Tel. No.: + 603 2300 2390 Fax. No.: + 603 2300 2392

DJ Desire is playing for Anime the second time around - back by popular demand. Desire is definitely one of the best female DJs in Malaysia. She spins a wicket set. If you want more of DJ Desire, tune in to www.dancemusic.fm* from February onwards.

1) You are currently known as being one of the most influential DJs around. What's your secret and how long have you been doing this?

1. I guess it’s because I’m a “Pioneer” female club DJ in Malaysia and I have been doing it for the past 7 years.

Where did the name Desire originate from?

I have my Sifu who gave me a list of funky DJ names to choose from. I prefer Desire because I felt that it could take me far. Backroom was first. Darude dancing to me playing - Wow! No Radio for me - I prefer live and interactive. I play for the crowd to make the crowd happy. And for everyone.

2) Having played at so many gigs, have you ever felt like throwing in the towel and doing somethings else entirely different?

Not at all! I give myself another ten more years (Laughs) I never think of stopping because Djing is my life and I love my job, especially the music.

So far, I’ve never thought of throwing in the towel as I love my job and I enjoy it very much.

3) Is the clubbing scene filled with a lot of strange characters?

There are plenty of different people and strange characters you meet in this world. Some people you've got to talk to in a certain way - joke with them or whatever. It’s quite amazing.

4) Do you ever get hit-on by strangers and admirers at clubs? What's the best and worse pick up lines you've heard?

Yeah, there have been many but when I play my set, no one's allowed near me because I need to concentrate on the music side when I play. Best pick up line... The best pick up line I’ve heard would be “Would you like to have my HEART or do you prefer my HOUSE KEY”. The worst would be the common “You look familiar, have we met?”. There's been lots but I don't really want to remember them! (Laughs)

5) What would you be doing if you're not a DJ?

A student probably. I studied until form 5, and intially wanted to go to college to do fashion but changed my mind and went into the music scene to try my luck. Now I just do what I enjoy doing, which is DJing.

6) Most gruesome and best set so far - tell us where and when?

I played for six hours at The Back Room once but I can go on for eight hours at the most. So far, I have enjoyed all my gigs, however the best set would be the one in Jakarta in 2001.

7) Who are your influences growing up? What kinds of music did you like?

I listen to all kinds of music, from R&B to pop - even rock. I'm more into progressive/Apic house, tribal, techno and DJ Rap - the kinds of stuff I usually play at clubs.

8) Are you being accepted as one of the lads in DJ-land, or are there still any discrimination going on?

I believe I fit in pretty well actually. When I first started, a lot of people kept telling me to just go for it – don’t stop, let it go. But at the same time, there were those who were not keen on female DJs as they regard women to be physically unsuitable for the job. Djing may seem easy but at the end of the day, when you get into it – You’re baring your soul. You have to really stand out and to watch what you do.

9) How would you sum up Malaysia's club culture? Where are we headed?

I would say there are a lot of new club opening up with different concept – Malaysians have evolved and tend to go for the hard stuff nowadays you know. The culture is very good and yet growing. Deep house to disco In the past there weren’t many concept clubs evolving – different from last time.

10) What's sexy in a man and a woman?

Well, just look for him in FHM! A man is sexy when he smells beautiful. I get turned on by all types actually. When I play music, I feel sexy. My hair is probably the most sexy part of me.,A good character is sexy in a man. A well-groomed personality is sexy in a woman.

11) Any objections from your family about being a female DJ? All those late nights out with horny and sweaty boys about?

No. They have been very supportive. My parents didn't really accept or understand what I was doing at the beginning, I had to explain everything to them and even brought them to clubs as well... and finally they relented a couple of years ago. Took them around the Bangsar area and even to The Back Room, the very first club where I worked at.

12) Would you ever go on the buff for a million ringgit?

Well, I've never done that - if there ever comes an opportunity, I won't mind. Nah, I don't think so (Laughs)

13) Are you any good with other kinds of gadgets besides manning the equipment on the decks? Will MP3 take over vinyl?

Clarinet - 5 yrs, PC games and Play Station. Vinyl is like your soul, you are holding in your hands and touching the music- it's physical whereas mp3 is just bits of data downloaded from a computer.

13. Well, besides manning the equipment on the decks, I do play the clarinet. And no, I don’t think that MP3 will take over vinyl.

14) When will we see a compilation of your remixes? What are your future plans and any projects in the pipeline?

I'm working on something at the moment and hopefully it will be out soon but I can't say when. It might be a remix of other tunes but also some of my own compilation. Maybe find a singer to blend with my own tracks soon. Be patient.

15) What types of music turns you on?

Techno but I prefer progressive and epic nowadays. I like jazz, Buddha Bar and a Chinese artist named Joey . I like Madonna a little but I do really love Carl Cox.

16) Ever seen any disturbing things at clubs aroung Malaysia?

I did witness alot of that stuff at The BackRoom, but other clubs have their own dramas and fights too.

17) What's the worse thing your parents ever caught you doing?

They caught me smoking when I was younger.

18) What do you wear to bed? Is it sexy lingerie, t-shirts or in the nude?

Fun kow sam! (Laughs) Sometimes sexy lingerie and also sometimes in the nude... depends on my mood!

19) What's your idea of a good night out?

Beautiful people, nice environment, plenty of drinks and definitely good music.

20) What's the holy grail of being a good DJ? Is it getting the crowd to respond wildly to what you're playing?

I think being a good DJ means you have to know how to “Kill” on the dance floor.

21) Whos's the most sexy DJ in town do you reckon?

Me! Hehehe…

22) Do you see yourself as a role model of sorts for other female DJs? Are there any pressure to be better than the blokes?

Well, I do advise some of the up and coming female DJs as a senior. I think a little pressure is healthy.

23) Opening for Darude back in 2001 - How was that like? Did he fancy you?

Fantastic! I’d like to think he fancied my music since I caught him dancing to it. Everyday is a party day for me! But people usually come out to party from Wednesdays until early Sundays, which is good for me.

24) You've probably played in almost every known club in KL so far. Which venue do you enjoy playing at the most?

The Back Room was really fun when I was DJing there, and it's quite sad that it's now gone. I heard they might end up somewhere around the Imbi area but who knows? I’ve had fun playing at every gig that I’ve ever done around Malaysia. It's good that Zouk is opening up here in KL as they're already quite established in South East Asia - I do hope I will get to play there! I enjoyed playing at each and every club I did, as they are all different and it’s up to me to bring up the atmosphere.

25) Do you have any feelings about what's going on with the world? Such as the issue about WMD in Iraq?

Yes I do and I believe everything happens for a reason.

26) Favorite places to eat and shop?

I would prefer my Mom's place - home cooking! I like all kinds of food except spicy - so no Thai or Indian for me! I love shopping alot - and my weakness are shoes and bags, not so much on clothes unless I'm performing that night. I’m also a fan and supporter of the Hideaki Fashion Studio.

27) Will there ever be events like the "Burning Man Festival" in Nevada or the "Love Parade" in Berlin in Malaysia?

Hopefully.

28) Favorite tracks and must haves in every DJs' collection.

Anything by Timo Maas. Whenever I play or fly anywhere - it will have to be in my record bag. I especially love the track “Eclipse”.

Babe of the Month (FHM – 2004)

Just when you think we’re all getting a bit tired of Australia’s endless supply of great beauties with the likes of Kylie Minogue, Holly Valance and Nicole Kidman, we are not quite so sorry to show-case a new addition to that tradition of giving you more hot babes from down under. Born and bred in Melborne, 21 year-old Jacqueline (Jacqui) Hooper is the quintessential classical beauty with the poise of Audrey Hepburn and the bone structure of Meryl Streep. As a model, she can literally tranform like a chameleon. Tall and willowy with legs that go on forever, she trained as a young ballerina and later went on to comtemporary dance and tap during her teens. Her Anglo/Irish heritage has rubbed off onher quite nicely, as Jacqui has a bit of a wild streak in her, judging from her penchance for guys with attitude, late nights at the clubs and crowd-surfing at concerts, “I supose I would go for the bad boys, someone with a little bit of personality and a sense of humour who also likes to have fun!”

When opportunity knocked for a stint to travel and model around Asia came from a good mate’s recommendations , Jacqui leapt at the chance to see the world. Since her arrival in Malaysia recently, Jacqui has caused quite a stir in the modelling world with her sensational looks, coupled with captivating green eyes and stats like 33, 25, 36. With her punishing schedule of photo shoots for magazines and casting calls for catwalk shows taking much of her waking hour - as she’s now quite in demand, it’s only right that we’ve hooked Jacqui up with the biggest (and best) men's magazine for her sexiest photo shoot ever. As for Jacqui, it’s just another long day being in the lime light and surrounded by people who wants to make her look good. What a life…

What’s a good night out for you?

Hanging out with friends at their house, have a few drinks and head out to party pretty late – stay out all night, dance all night, talk crap (laughs) Get home when the sun come out…

Ideal date?

A beach date, one on one picnic, with strawberries and chocolate, cold meat or anti-pasti kind of food, nice walk on the beach, go swim in the water. Yeah, something like that – with a sunset.

Are you wild in bed?

I can be. I was with someone for four years – we kind of broke up when I left to come over here – we’re really missing each other at the moment. We might get back together or we might not, it depends on how things go and how long he’s going to wait me before he meets someone else!

What do u wear to bed?

Pajamas or shorts and singlet. Sometimes a nightie – but u want me to say nothing, don’t you? (Grins) As for guys, I prefer them in boxers.

If you were a fella for a day, what’s the first thing you would do?

Figure out how they think and how their mind works.

Most rediculous thing u ever do in a photo shoot?

The first one I did when I got over here, it was a thing for a slimming centre. I had to stand outside a shopping centre on a revolving podium for nine hours. And many people thought I was a manequin and I would move and they would get a fright like, “Oh my God! She’s real!” So that’s really the worse.

If you were stranded on tropical island, who would be your ideal mate?

Probably my boy friend. Yup.

What type of music does it for you?

Techno and Psy-trance. I went to a lot of raves back home. I also like Cold Play.

Favorite body part on a man?

His hands. He’ll have to have nice hands… and of course his butt!

Would you pose in the nude for a million bucks?

Possibly – depending whether it’s a credible magazine or whatever.

Your thoughts about the after life?

I’m not quite sure. I’d like to believe there’s something up there but I don’t really know what I think that is – but I believe in karma. I believe in fate. I’m not a religious person as I wasn’t brought up to be religious.

Strangest thing u ever put in your mouth?

I don’t know. I’ve eaten things over here which I think looked weird but tastes good…

Guys who can’t dance. A tosser

I hate people step ping on my toes, he’s got to be able to move – if u know what I mean.

Ever popped out on stage?

No, thank God but I’ve come close a couple of times. Even if u did, you’ll have to kind of pretend that you don’t know and just get on with the show. It’s hard to know if u’re wearing something skimpy anyway.

Tips for winning my heart

A bit of sense of humour helps. I like to laugh – party animal, someone generous, kind intelligent gentle, but despite all this I’m normally attracted to the bad boys…

Thoughts on Malaysian blokes

Well, just let me say that they like to stare, I guess that means that you know that they’re interested atleast. It’s like the’ve never seen a girl before. Sometimes this makes me angry and I feel like smacking them in the face – not that I would… But generally they seem really friendly.

Wasn’t any help around?

I’ve been travelling by myself for the past few months now and I don’t really have a choice in the matter, so I would have to say yes. Sometimes it gets a blittle scary being by yourself so it would be nice to have a big strong man around to look after me sometimes.

Sexiest man on the planet?

Probably Johnny Depp. In the movie “Chocolat:, he was drop dead gorgeous. I like guys with muscles, but nothing too big like Arnie – It’s more the way they talk, and the way they compose themselves that makes guys sexy.

Worse gossip about myself?

That I’m a snob, I’d like to think of myself as a friendly and out-going person –

When does flirting become foreplay?

OK. When you’re flirting you might want to touch the person briefly on the face, arms or something to let them know you’re keen – but I think fore-play on involves more intention behind your movements. You want that person to get aroused by your actions and take it further. Where as flierting I think is more playful , I mean you don’t have to want to have to sleep with the person or anything. With flirt you can play with anyone.

Has nay male dancers ever tried to cop a feel when making the lifts?

Most male dancers are gay, as everybody knows. Straights one for sure. Hard to tell when there’s so much bodily contact involved. You knid of get used to being touched all over your body including the privates that just becomes part of the job.

Any interesting positions in bed?

Definitely. Being flexible is required and guys usually get a look in theirs eyes when you tell them what you do. I can put my legs over my ears or stuff like that. So, just use your imagination!

What’s sexy about dancing?

Definitely the contact – being so close to someone , moving in-sync with them, feeling the way they move - it can sometimes turn you on. When you’re being so physical, it gets really hot and sweaty too.

Schedule of a model?

Quite busy. Going for castings everyday, shoots which can take hours and of course the show which I love doing but it can get very tedipious withall the waiting around. So somedays you don’t get much time to yourself – but others you have time to chill and enjoy the scenery.

Dragon-i (Copywriting job)

Intro

The restaurant’s name in Mandarin is “Long de Chuan Ren”, which literally

means the descendents of the imperial Dragon. But the owners have put a spin to its identity and instead, have used the “Long” of “Xiao Long Bao”, which actually mean dumplings in a small bamboo steamer basket.

Dragon – i specializes in promoting good healthy food, with its many popular signature dishes coming from the southern regions of China, such as Canton, Sichuan and Shanghai. This new restaurant chain was voted as one of Malaysia’s best Chinese restaurants by Malaysian Tatler magazine in 2006, mainly due to its sumptuous menu with unique recipe ideas.

Chef & Management

Dragon-i is in a league of its own and offers carefully planned,

artistically presented, gourmet-dining service of up to 141 F&B items at

last count. The open-kitchen concept is helmed by a team of 30 efficient over-chefs from all over China who specializes in preparing what they are individually good at, thus maintaining the restaurant’s very high standards.

Every single food item in the menu is accompanied with a

picture and some description of the dish to enable diners easy access to

their favorites. The menu items also rotates every 6 months to ensure a good variety and to encourage return business.

vision statement

Since it's opening in 2005, Dragon – i has been making waves with the many food-discerning Malaysians at its four busy outlets in the Mid Valley Mall, One Utama shopping mall, The Curve, Centrepoint and the Sunway Pyramid shopping mall. Its outstanding success so far has also meant possible further expansion into other S.E.A markets and beyond.

The aim of the company is to effectively create a dynamic business where passion, quality and elegance remain the pinnacle focus of the restaurant, while also becoming the leader in the xiao long bao and la mien market in Malaysia and beyond.

A Culinary adventure

Xiao long bao, literally "little basket bun" , is a type of baozi from

Shanghai, China. The delicacy originated in 1871 during the Qing Dynasty.

They are traditionally steamed in bamboo baskets, hence the name. It can be filled with hot soup and meat and/or vegetarian fillings, as well as other

possibilities.

What makes a good dumpling is the fresh pork, a thick soup stock with an

aromatic taste. Typical ingredients include pork, salt, sugar, chicken soup

stock, soya sauce, sesame oil, spring onion and ginger.

La Mien or hand pulled noodles is originated from the city of Lanzhou, which

is a metropolis strip on the southern bank of the yellow River in inner

Mongolia.

Chinese noodles are called the 'dragon beards'. In ancient times, the noodle was considered as the Emperor's food because the dragon was considered to be the symbol of the Emperor.

It has been calculated that “a paste prepared with 1.5 kilograms of wheat

flour can make 144,000 hair-thin noodles, each 0.17 metres long - a total

length of 2 kilometres”.

Concept / Decor

The impressive walkway entrance with the four terracotta warrior statues

flanking a wall with Chinese calligraphy leading to the spacious interiors

exudes a sense of majestic wonder and mystery.

The restaurant is done up in shades of imperial red and deep black, with its

soft lighting creating an elegant ambience, while its comfortable chairs and

tables are set in a contemporary dark lacquered finish.

The beautiful, subdued surroundings of Dragon-i simply exudes class and is a popular choice for pre-cinema crowds, couples and sophisticated diners, old and young alike.

Radio ad for The Meridien Hotel, Kuala Lumpur (2004)

Version: “Mamak”

Duration: 30 secs

SFX: Sounds of a mamak restaurant

Mamak: Eh, boss, come! Sit, sit! What can I get you?

Customer: One roti kosong

Mamak: Want to try something new boss?

Customer: Like what?

Mamak: We got roti provencale, murtabak ala escargot, foie gras Marsala, Tandoori frog's legs…

Anncr: The new Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur at KL Sentral. It’s chic, it’s exotic, it’s stimulating. And above all, it’s anything but the norm.

Mamak: We also have teh Pernod, teh Evian …

Customer: Oi, now that’s really crossing the line!

Anncr (In & Out): Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur.

A hotel as individual as you are.

Opening October 8^th.

Version: “Dikir Barat ”

Duration: 30 secs

Music: Typical Dikir Barat musicians playing and singing with the usual chants and the beating of drums. This goes on for a good few seconds when suddenly one of the dikir barat members kicks in with an electric guitar, thundering over everything. The singing then becomes like a sort of gig between rock meister Lenny Kravitz jamming blues with gospel singers.

Conductor: Stop! Stop! Eh eh…apa tu? You all really cross the line this time lah!

Anncr: The new Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur at KL Sentral. It’s chic, it’s exotic, it’s stimulating. And above all, it’s anything but the norm.

Music: The entire Dikir Barat troupe now plays another anthem, but now with elements of the Indian Sitar and Chinese Violin woven into the music.

Anncr (In & Out): Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur.

A hotel as individual as you are.

Opening October 8^th.

Version: “Labour”

Duration: 30 secs

SFX: ECG machine beeping, sound of hospital surgeons at work

Doctor: Hang in there Mrs. Wong. Breathe!

Woman: (Heaving and puffing away)

Doctor: Keep pushing, Mrs. Wong

Woman: (Pushing, heaving away)

Doctor: …push harder …again, harder! It’s head is coming out!

SFX: Doctor slapping the baby… cough, cough! The light cough leads to the new born baby crooning along to a cool R&B number(with accompanying music).

Anncr: The new Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur at KL Sentral. It’s chic, it’s exotic, it’s stimulating. And above all, it’s anything but the norm.

Doctor: This is unbelievable!! Congratulations! You’ve really crossed the line, Mrs Wong! You’ve just given birth to a natural born Malaysian Idol!

Woman: Hah?

Anncr (In & Out): Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur.

A hotel as individual as you are.

Opening October 8^th.

THE MADGE (Writing for a brochure)

(Soft Sell Version)

Conceived by fiery passion and a genuine knowingness to contemporary style, this is the ultimate gateway to a world of privacy and privilege so exclusive that it’s absolutely second to none.

The simplicity of The Madge belies the sophistication in its construct. In its geometric layout, ten central villas and four corner villas form a rectangular frame to this state of the art property.

An impressive open area that contains a 20-metre lap pool flanked by ornamental palms and Frangipani trees of crimson blooms, which line a border of uniform paving stones leading to each residence.

Upon entering the villa at the Plaza level, one is greeted with an impressive living area with a floor to ceiling height of 12 feet. Sliding glass doors provide the option for enclosed air-conditioning without diminishing the liberating feel of space.

Clean lines and a minimalist colour palette grace the lounge area just off the lobby, which overlooks the airy courtyard and the double ceiling height of the dining room area below. This dual level effect creates a unique spaciousness, while its openness encourages the free flow of air and light throughout.

A perfect place to start the day with your morning coffee and newspaper, the breakfast terrace on the Garden Level opens out from the western kitchen and dining room. This sheltered area is also fan-cooled to create an enviable atmosphere of serene calm when the elements become unbearable.

Adjacent to the vast back garden is a paved courtyard, which leads to the generous staff quarters and attached bathroom. At the other side of the foyer, a separate portico just next to the laundry and storeroom allows for the sun drying of clothes.

At the Garden Level, cooking is a dash as there are two distinct kitchens for both Eastern and Western-style cuisine. The wet kitchen outside is suitably convenient for Asian cooking, whereas the kitchen within is much more ideal for Western recipes.

Personal domains are made distinctly separate by the private elevator access from the lower ground floor all the way up to the Zen garden on the rooftop.

The modular structure of the three rectangular-shaped bedrooms and a family area on the Family Level allows it to be easily convertible into a 430 sq ft single studio merely with the removal of separating walls. To maintain its overall size and symmetry, custom-made wardrobes stand recessed within dedicated alcoves.

Ensuite bathrooms are stylishly appointed with skylights that allow for natural illumination all the way to the roof garden. Ventilation disperses directly or via extractor fans to ensure sufficient sanitation.

At the Suite Level, the master suite represents a scale of luxury unprecedented in a private residential development thus far. Drawing inspiration from some of the world’s most exclusive resorts, its collection of rooms spread across the entire second level complete with walk-in wardrobes and a host of other impressive design details.

The Lanai garden, located adjacent to the master suite, is a revitalizing oasis for the senses. Fully exposed to the outdoors, its lush foliage encircles an invigorating splash pool. This personal spa refreshes the master bathroom and lanai with a constant source of ambient light and fresh air.

A spacious Balinese-type bathtub and separate shower area with an open void to expose one to the Heavens is indeed a revitalizing tonic for the mind and soul.

(Hard Sell Version)

Home is where the Art is

A bold rehash in design coupled with an innovative spirit is what drives the concept and the raison d’etre of The Madge. With a dramatic flair and the willingness to steer away from convention, The Madge is a clever reworking of the avant-garde styles of the mid-20th century, reflecting the heady days of a world full of wonder and infinite possibilities.

Urban Appeal

Built over a piece of prime land near the Embassy Row on Persiaran Madge in down town KL with a glorious view of the city, this unique and vast residential oasis consists of 14 villas, each composed of over four and a half levels of private spaces ideal for the beau monde jet set seeking a personal haven, fulfilling needs of a vibrant lifestyle with the desire for simplicity and serenity.

Plaza Villa

Stylish and modern décor imbued into the layout of each villa add plenty of drama and the sense of exclusivity, especially more so with imported materials like the heat-absorbing black tiles of the 20-metre lap pool at the plaza, the steel-grey louvered panels of the main reception to the sophisticated fixtures of the voluminous master suites, all of which have been painstakingly selected for their outstanding quality, class and verve.

Garden & Pavilion Villa

The slightly roomier garden and pavilion villas act as the four cornerstones of The Madge, maintaining the overall symmetry and equilibrium to this decidedly enchanting property. Manicured lawns and beautifully landscaped foliage help soften up these formal linear silhouettes, while the occasional splash of vivid hues and textured materials being featured throughout the property give rise to a sense of liberation from the everyday.

The Great Entertainer

Connected by a spiral staircase from the reception waiting area lounge is the Entertainment Pavilion, which can host a party for up to 40 guests. Ideal for evening cocktails and birthday gatherings, there are window views towards the spot lit gardens of the ventral plaza. Air circulates in and noise filters out onto the veranda overlooking Persiaran Madge.

Nilai Memorial Park - the ultimate destination for the afterlife.

Death and dying is an intergral part of life but yet in the twentieth century it still remains a taboo subject. When it comes to arranging a funeral for the dearly departed, many people are still caught unawares as to how they would want to bid their final farewell, as there are now many options to choose from. A company based in Scottsdale, Arizona (Alcor life-extension) specialises in the art of cryogenics which basically means cutting off your head upon death and having it frozen until nano-technology can bring you back in the future. Another option is a company called (Celestis) which makes it possible for you to scatter your loved ones' ashes into space via rockets on NASA missions. Perhaps the most perculiar fact is that Britain's young princes William and Harry have been asked by the government to design their own funerals to avoid the initial confusion which beset their mother when she died in a car accident in 1997. The boys were asked to detail what kind of music and types of guest list they would like at a commemorative service.

Other less quirky ideas include having a gravestone with a flat display screen on it. People visiting could just reach out and activate a prerecorded message from the deceased person. It could be a spoken message or scenes the person wanted to be remembered by. Alternatively, instead of a tombstone, a fruit tree is planted over the body. The roots will be nourished by the return of that body into the earth from which it was sustained. And in the years to follow, eating the fruit from that tree will be like partaking in that loved one. It touches on the ritual of the Eucharist. Other rituals abound throughout the world, with the famous drive-in funeral homes in Las vegas to open burning of the corpse in India, from the joyous funeral procession of a Charleston band in New Orleans to the age-old traditions of Tibet, where bodies are left out in the open for vultures to devour.

Here in Malaysia, with its' many differing cultures and faiths lies the age-old traditions of the common burial on the ground, as this denotes prestige and position for the family of the diseased. We remember Princess Diana's elaborate funeral procession in London, J.F.Kennedy Jr.'s sea burial and many others who all departed this world with great fanfare. It was with this philosophy in mind that the late Datuk Choo Ching Hwa pioneered the concept of the Nilai Memorial Park concept, which specialises in combining the best of oriental traditions with western planning, and in the process, started the trend for the development of the modern park cemeteries in Malaysia. Traditional cemeteries around Malaysia tend to be old and poorly maintained, crowded, haphazardly laid out, and often seemed eerie. Datuk Choo found it difficult to accept such conditions and thus sought to create an environment which shall "ease the eyes and settle the confusion, and the the melancholy in the heart" when dealing with death of a loved one.

Designed by Argo (Architecture) and Gillespie's (Landscaping) from Australia, the 200-acre park features many tree-lined avenues bustling with disciplined growth of luxuriant plants of many shades and hues. The entire park is gently undulating and carpeted by well-kept greenery with up to 40% of its' capacity used solely for landscaping. The core of its' attraction is the excellent feng shui, which is second to none in Malaysia. The park is currently being run by three of Datuk Choo's five children (Eldest son Frank, second son Keng, and younger daughter Nancy), who have taken over the mantle - with mother Datin Choo at the helm, to uphold his ideals and to steer his family business to greater heights. Strategically located just 38km from Kuala Lumpur, and 20km north of Seremban, Nilai Memorial Park can be reached via the North-South Expressway. To maintain the breathtaking atmosphere at Niali Memorial Park, a trust fund has been established by the company to ensure that the park is maintained in perpetuity to uncompromising standards of excellence.

Profile for an interior designer Raymond Lee (2006)

Concept & Style approach

Style is usually very subjective, and tastes often varies. And once the desired results has been achieved, the effect should appear effortless yet stunning. True passion and visual flair are the main ingredients when it comes to the tricky blending of the East and West. Variety is the spice of life, and a deep and keen understanding of the occidental coupled with a healthy appreciation of modern concepts can do wonders to any ordinary living space when done properly.

What works with one room may be totally unsuitable for another. This is where an eclectic sense of aesthetics and fluid imagination comes into play. Mixing antique and contemporary pieces of furniture in varying degrees of shapes and sizes, textures and colours - the "look" is always in harmony with the overall environment and concept. The underlying beauty of nature is always a part of the setting, coupled with organic sculptures, extraordinary art pieces and other intriguing objects d'arts.

The Designer

Raymond Lee is the undisputed doyen of style amongst the affluent members of the Klang Valley. Born in Malacca during the early 60s, during a time of innocence and hope, the young Raymond cultivated his deep appreciation for the arts in a town steeped in Peranakan traditions and historical significance. As a child, his first foray with art was with crayons, and his canvas the very walls of his parents' house. As a teen, Raymond's inherent keen eye was evident when he would excercise his talent with the occasional home revamping task, much to his parents' delight. Combing through the antique shops in Jonker Street was also one of his favorite past times.

Educated at a London art school during the 1970s, Raymond returned to Malaysia and began his long career in advertising. Having worked with several large multi-national companies such as DYR, Bates and most recently, Hakuhodo as Creative Head, Raymond nonetheless kept to his first love of interior decor, and has helped many of his friends with the redecorating of their homes - to much acclaim. After many requests from his clients and friends, Raymond decided it was time to turn his passion into a full-time business venture. Raymond is also into art and antique acquisition - he will help to select and buy all sorts of art works for investment or just for decorative purposes.

His recent appointment by Ireka Corporation Berhad as art consultant for their Westin Hotel property in downtown KL further encourage Raymond to exploit his manifold talents. His main focus is residential work, as he derives great satisfaction from being able to provide his unique touch to an extremely personal environment - the home. Raymond currently works out of a studio in his home office, cites travel and reading as his two greatest sources of inspiration. He admires the work of international designers such as Vincente Wolf, John Saladinom Kelly Hoppen and Clodagh.

To view his recent work or have a personal one to one interview, Raymond Lee can be contacted through email at: coolasian97@yahoo.com or his mobile: 012 398 8302

Voice of Malaysia (Article for Female magazine, 2000)

As we head towards the onset of the third millennium, the world is fast becoming one big organism that keeps reinventing itself over and over, and Malaysia as a whole is no exception. Sure we still have those who prefer to stay out in the fringes of society - those who resist change but unfortunately for them, their time is up. It is becoming increasingly clear that a new voice in Malaysia is taking hold both spiritually and politically, and the new generation who will eventually lead the country out of the dark ages have finally found the courage to speak out against conventions set by closed minds.

In an age of Paul Moller's Skycar and advances in genetics and astronomy, many are still fighting over a piece of land in the Middle-East while millions around the globe still suffer from the lack of basic sanitation and having a normal life. The clubbing scene in Malaysia has also taken a pretty nasty beating recently due to the ecstasy scare. Crusaders claiming to have good intentions may have actually retarded the country's growth in terms of creativity and self expression. The good news is that the new breed of graduates coming back from overseas may have a different agenda for how things ought to be run.

Take the new radio station called WOW FM (97.6) for example. It's like a breath of fresh air and the DJs actually talk to the people, not talk at them. New television programming and creative ads on the telly are testament to this raw energy that is ripping a giant hole in the fabric of the old guard. People armed with knowledge through the internet can no longer be misled like sheep through the meadow of dullness masquerading as entertainment. Even the Rakan Muda has had to have a major face-lift, hoping to entice youngsters to lead more productive lives. Live concerts, music festivals, dance and stage plays are all the rage and one can see a new kind of optimism taking hold. It was in this frame of mind that I went to visit one of the pioneers in this fight for the modernisation of Malaysia Inc. I now give you Tempo, a jewel in a sea of riff-raff and mediocrity.

The office space being held by Tempo events has an airy feel of a New York loft, neatly cluttered with much bric a brac and giant posters of past events held in conjunction with the high profile Kent rave events. An American pool table dominates one entire room while the working area resembles a cyber cafe gone to seed but still manages to ooze character and charm. The location on the 4th floor of the Wilayah complex may seem abit unusual for a group of young punters who have recently just set up one of the most talked about dance clubs in Malaysian history, but I guess the rent must be cheap.

It was on a Monday evening that I was slotted in for an interview, after having hounded Eugene Lim (DJ and promoter) for days on end. Maybe he and Gabriel Choong (DJ extraordinaire) really were being busy or they were trying to evade me, fearing an attack by the above mentioned morality squard. I managed to put them at ease and they really let it rip. Big time. Here's how it went.

DC: Tell me about Movement and its' concept.

EL: It's a club that has a very large capacity and it's like an old converted cinema which is perfect, and I think it follows on alot of European clubs in terms of size and in terms of sound systems. When we first went to De Lost City we were really like amazed that there were such beautiful clubs in town so centrally located. The whole concept of Movement is that...like the name suggest, it's always changing and evolving. You have to follow the crowd, you can't be a puritan...you have to let the crowd grow in its' own way and I think that's what we do. Gabe's been in the scene for a long time and I think ever since the few raves that we've done, we decided to have a permanant club because that's a base for us.

GC: I won't say it's happening finally, I would say we are still struggling and doing the best we can. Because people in K.L are like this - they go where the wind blows. We work and struggle very hard to get this thing running. I would say that Movement is now the top club is because it's the only place that plays this kind of music - that's why people come but you never know what's going to happen when the next club opens. So at this point of time we have to be as advanced as possible on our side and always move forward and we won't say that yes, we've made it - this is it... we are the one. Every event we do, our balls are up to here. (Points at this throat) We never praise ourselves because there's always room for improvement. All the time. Never once have I been satisfied. Never. We're always nervous - even now talking to you we are nervous about our party next week or the following one. So many things to worry about!

DC: So, what's in the agenda for Tempo?

EL: Right now, we currently play a very good type of techno sound and in the future it will be mixed with alot of other different types of music which goes across the board like drum n' bass, break beat, deep house, tech house and stuff like that. We've now cultivated quite a Techno orientated kind of crowd and I don't mean techno in the old fashion or dodgy sense of the word in this country because techno actually originated from America in Detroit, Chicago - that's where the influences are. We see alot of good DJs out there who have heard all of the big acts that we have brought over and who are getting very influenced and I think that our regular Friday nights and Saturday nights are picking up a very good atmosphere and people are actually just coming in to not so much to face the DJ but just to come and enjoy music being played by a number of DJs. Obviously our resident is very popular but you know, the people basically come for the experience and they're quite open. Having said that, at the moment we can't experiment too much...we're playing good quality techno music and I think when the time is right we will start playing different types of music.

GC: Some people think that Tempo is the founder of techno while some disagree - this is the kind of talk out there at the moment. We're just doing our thing and we don't really care. Even if you insist that we contribute our voice to the people or even the music industry, how to go about or what direction we are headed for - honestly speaking? Nobody bothers to call us or give a toss because they would think that they're better than anyone else and they can do it themselves. They don't need Tempo. I don't know... people in K.L are like that. Only the crowd gives alot of respect to us and I don't need the people in the industry to praise us or anything. At the end of the day it's the support of the clubbers. People are not there to be fooled, those who say you are good or bad are not from the industry but are people who come to your party. They PAY at the door and BUY the music and come to listen to you. These are the people who matters. You should make sure to take care of them. You should know how to PR with them and how to play music for them.

DC: What about restrictions? Do you call your own shots when selecting tunes?

EL: Kent has been very supportive and they are interested in the music as well. We always try to better ourselves. Nothing's ever perfect and that's certainly the case in the entertainment industry. We're still putting in alot of effort to make parties happen. People might not fully see that but you know it's fine. I mean they're just having a good time. We basically stick to the rules. It's just like a normal club. We get a very diverse crowd and I think that's good. In K.L, there are lots of different cultures mixing together at the same time and they seem to appreciate the music. We're letting it happen naturally. Musically we want to educate people - but the way that they party...I think it's something that you have to let them sort out themselves. And I think they're doing that, slowly. So it's all good.

GC: Nobody tells us what to play. Nobody can say play this, play that. You like it you dance. You don't like it you sit down. Don't go - go home! We don't really care. So you come to Movement to listen to what they've got to offer for tonight. What's happening tomorrow night? You come back tomorrown night. You go to Movement every week and you hear different stuff. Even I don't play every week, so that's the whole idea. Having Maniam playing for us is something good, something new. There are alot of good DJs in K.L - we just have to know how to make use of the situation to promote ourselves, that's all. You'll never have the chance to have your name lined up next to Judge Jules in Europe but we take advantage of these events because it's our own party. We put our own name there also to promote ourselves as DJs as well. That's the only way for people to open up their eyes. I think very soon, the Asian DJs will be playing around the world.

DC: What about the drug issue?

GC: Nobody tells you to take drugs when you come...so if you think dance music is drug music, what about dance music going onto MTV? Does it mean they also support drugs? It's people who create this image, not the music. Music is what you produce from the heart and from your feelings. You don't need drugs to listen to radio. Dance music is something you listen to in a club, not on the radio. Drugs and music is two different thing. You'd be surprised to know that people who produce this kind of music are not druggies. They are as intelligent as you are, they know how to use the equipment and create sounds. You don't need instruments to make music now. Your instrument is technology now. You can use a handphone tone to make a loop and make it into a track you know? It's all about ideas and being creative ...connecting with the clubbers.

Movement is located opposite the Federal hotel and behind Jalan Alor, and since its debut earlier this year, Movement has already attracted crowds of an impressive callibre unmatched anywhere since the closure of The Back Room. Check it out this weekend to experience the here and now of the new world order.

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